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re: Most difficult "would you rathers" you've ever heard
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:05 am to PrivatePublic
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:05 am to PrivatePublic
Would you rather marry Hillary Clinton or Kim Kardashian? Both would be slow deaths 
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Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:17 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
Tosh.o had a bunch of good ones.
One of which: would you rather give an orgasm to your mother or father?
One of which: would you rather give an orgasm to your mother or father?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 7:17 am to Rebel Land Shark
quote:I just think that makes the WYR that much more difficult.
How would you do that if one of them is dead?
Posted on 7/17/15 at 7:46 am to Wtodd
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Would you rather marry Hillary Clinton or Kim Kardashian?
Hillary.
Kim's an idiot but i'd enjoy smashing it.
Hillary's a terrible person, so i wouldn't feel bad about smashing everything else in sight. and neither would she apparently.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 7:48 am to cokebottleag
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would you rather give an orgasm to your mother or father?
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cokebottleag
We already know your answer
Posted on 7/17/15 at 8:17 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
Receive oral sex from your father or administer it.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 8:18 am to AA7
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?
Best thing I've read in 2015
Posted on 7/17/15 at 8:39 am to AA7
Definitely watch every day. You can't wipe that shite off.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:21 am to Roger Klarvin
Me, too. There's no amount of therapy that could undo the alternative.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:42 am to Roger Klarvin
Yeah that would not be a hard decision for me
Posted on 7/17/15 at 10:58 am to 3nOut
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Would you rather marry Hillary Clinton or Kim Kardashian?
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Hillary.
Kim's an idiot but i'd enjoy smashing it.
Hillary's a terrible person, so i wouldn't feel bad about smashing everything else in sight. and neither would she apparently.
Sad commentary that someone would want HRC over KK but I agree.
If I was married to KK, I'd kill everyone.
This post was edited on 7/17/15 at 10:59 am
Posted on 7/17/15 at 5:43 pm to Kentucker
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Me, too. There's no amount of therapy that could undo the alternative
There isn't enough therapy to undo either option. Walking in on them as a kid was horrific enough.
I'd go with option C. Do a bellyflop off the Huey P.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 6:40 pm to Agforlife
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Would you rather get eaten by a wolf and shite off a cliff or eat the arse out of a menstruating skunk?
Well, considering one of those has me dying, I'd take the menstrating skunk.
Posted on 7/17/15 at 7:02 pm to Wtodd
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Would you rather marry Hillary Clinton or Kim Kardashian?
I don't get this one?
I mean yeah they're both annoying, and you'd tire of being around them quickly, but one is at least somewhat, kind of, passably attractive and would probably be pretty fun to bed while the other is frickin old and disgusting.
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