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Machete-wielding woman forces ex to have sex
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:42 pm
Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:42 pm
And the guy called the cops.
The sexy can get weird sometimes. But no need to call the cops because an ex-lover just can't get enough.
The sexy can get weird sometimes. But no need to call the cops because an ex-lover just can't get enough.
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Posted on 6/26/18 at 8:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:02 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Clean her up. Work on the hair. Put a little make up on her.
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The guy mounted her before, so apparently he wasn't too ashamed to bang then, so why now? He had to know her mugshot would make at least the local papers.
Plus, what kind of man admits to the cops that his ex-girlfined overpowered him to screw his brains out?
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The guy mounted her before, so apparently he wasn't too ashamed to bang then, so why now? He had to know her mugshot would make at least the local papers.
Plus, what kind of man admits to the cops that his ex-girlfined overpowered him to screw his brains out?
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:02 pm to Vols&Shaft83
IWHI
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:03 pm to BowlJackson
No shite.
And you also wouldn't call the cops.
And you also wouldn't call the cops.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:10 pm to BowlJackson
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IWHI
No one is surprised by this.
Posted on 6/26/18 at 9:10 pm to DownSouthJukin
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And you also wouldn't call the cops.
Hell nah, that sounds hot with the machete
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:12 am to BowlJackson
machete sex is hawt
Posted on 6/27/18 at 6:06 am to DownSouthJukin
Damn, if I had a dime for every time an ex forced me to frick her.....Level 10 baller status
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:18 am to DownSouthJukin
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The victim told Great Falls police that he had “become aroused by seeing her without any undergarments on.” The man added that, after ejaculating, he “attempted to push Mears off of him to end the intercourse,” but she proceeded to bite his arm and “continued to have sex with him until he was no longer erect.”
Note to machete-wielding women everywhere...forcing the victim to take viagra/cialis beforehand will help you get the full benefit of your encounter.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:38 am to BowlJackson
quote:No surprise here. I imagine that a 2 legged sex partner would be a real turn on after getting used to the 4 legged ones.
IWHI
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:10 pm to DownSouthJukin
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The victim told Great Falls police that he had “become aroused by seeing her without any undergarments on.” The man added that, after ejaculating, he “attempted to push Mears off of him to end the intercourse,” but she proceeded to bite his arm and “continued to have sex with him until he was no longer erect.”
Had a girlfriend like that once.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
Definitely not a rantard. Otherwise it'd been:
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:36 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I'm not saying she's all that and a fancy hat, but I'd throw the high fastball at her. Yes, she's crazy, that is a given, but viagra can get you through the worst of that one.
To use a phrase from the one movie Rita Rudner wrote "She's a frick monster!"
To use a phrase from the one movie Rita Rudner wrote "She's a frick monster!"
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:39 pm to DownSouthJukin
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 4:46 pm to KSGamecock
Thief.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 5:46 pm to Carolina_Girl
I love how you guys just play off rape. If it was a woman that got raped, all of yall would turn into white knights.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 5:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
And of course
Posted on 6/27/18 at 5:56 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 6/27/18 at 6:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
Oh god, nevermind. I rescind my previous judgment. WNHI 
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