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re: Jerry Jones sued for finger-banging stripper

Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:16 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:16 pm to
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Not saying I believe these hoes but I don't think the pics prove anything. They certainly don't prove she wanted Jerry Jones' pickled fingers digging for gold in her axewound


I am pretty sure the reason Case McCoy and Hicks from Texas are not in jail right now makes your statement wrong.

I worked for a schools district for a while and a poor black kid was accused of rape by a cute little white girl. Mom and dad found them screwing around. We searched for video and found them walking around holding hands and actually caught them doing the deed. It can absolutely prove innocence. And saved that kid.

Turns out mom and dad were just racist aholes.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:23 pm to
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and made her watch as he received oral sex from another woman.


ALPHA


If he 'made' her, but the reality is he paid her.

Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:25 pm to
If he didn't get to stick his dick in her, he should sue her for a refund as I'm sure she was well compensated for her time that night.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:29 pm to
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For $10 million or so I'd at least consider blowing him.




For $10 million, I'd let him frick me in the arse in front of my parents.
Posted by tamctshirt
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:30 pm to
What's the lowest you would take for him to do that? /thread
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:31 pm to
$9.75 Million and season tickets
Posted by tamctshirt
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:32 pm to
Would you take 9 with box seat season tickets
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 9:33 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:37 pm to
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Would you take 9 with box seat season tickets


Possibly, but I would need an unlimited supply of liquor and hot wings.
Posted by JoeMoTiger
KC Area
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:38 pm to
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For $10 million or so I'd at least consider blowing him.



Hmmmmmmmm............
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:39 pm to
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Hmmmmmmmm............


It's only gay if you look into his eyes
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:39 pm to
Unless you are already wealthy you'd be a fool not to suck a disease-free cock for $10,000,000.
Posted by tamctshirt
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:40 pm to
Or as long as you say no homo
Posted by JoeMoTiger
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

For $10 million, I'd let him frick me in the arse in front of my parents


You need to get into politics, you'd be a natural, the sh!t people will do for power/money
Posted by JoeMoTiger
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

It's only gay if you look into his eyes


It's only gay if there's pictures.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:43 pm to
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You need to get into politics, you'd be a natural, the sh!t people will do for power/money



Vote for Shaft in 2024, we all know what my foreign policy will be
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:44 pm to
There is a serious lack of parking/glass in the world. Would a president Vols&Shaft work to remedy that problem?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

There is a serious lack of parking/glass in the world. Would a president Vols&Shaft work to remedy that problem?





Indubitably
Posted by tamctshirt
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:49 pm to
Just reminded me of this LINK
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 9:49 pm to
There's not enough money in the world.
Posted by cave canem
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 10:24 pm to
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Nah. Not an alter. I don't even give two fricks about these whores. They're probably lying, as whores are wont to do. I just don't like Jerry Jones and I don't find it incredibly hard to believe that he did something he shouldn't have and probably thinks he can buy his way out of it.

At the very least, with a billion dollars he should be able to wade through the sea of whores and find ones that won't do shite like this.

What kind of stupid a-hole let's whores take pics of him in that situation? Excuse me if I don't think that's quintessential "baller."



Did Jerry Jones have a threesome with your mom and sister or somthing?
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