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re: In heaven there is no beer

Posted on 4/20/16 at 9:57 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34346 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

In heaven there is no beer


In my mind heaven isn't heaven if it looks like a Kroger on clouds. So I hope you are right.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55599 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:00 pm to
And when, we're no longer here
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55599 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:21 pm to
Our friends will be drinking all our beer




Thanks and Gig em

Goodnight
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:57 pm to
What I find fascinating is that our perception of memory is imperfect and incomplete. It's constantly degrading and making things up to fill in the gaps, and on top of that our brain chemistry is never constant. So eternity of what mind and consequently what version of yourself exists in the afterlife? Could you find yourself with your child-like sensibilities? Without the dopamine drive, an earthly reward system that might not have a place in eternity, would beer even be enjoyable?
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:04 pm to
Jesus loved wine better anyways.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20685 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:21 pm to
This drinking song has engendered far too much serious discussion.

Props, Sarge.


Im Himmel gibt’s kein Bier,
Drum trinken wir es hier.
Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier,
Dann trinken die andern unser Bier.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55599 posts
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:40 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:23 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:12 am to
Not true.

There's beer in Texas.

I seen't it.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Wrong answer


FU Sarge. Im catholic. There is damn well an open bar in heaven.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55599 posts
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:36 am to
quote:

FU Sarge. Im catholic. There is damn well an open bar in heaven.



The laws of Polka say otherwise
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 4/21/16 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

what version of yourself exists in the afterlife? Could you find yourself with your child-like sensibilities? Without the dopamine drive, an earthly reward system that might not have a place in eternity, would beer even be enjoyable?


I feel like there should be a :mindblown: emote
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 4/21/16 at 5:16 pm to
In my heaven cold beer comes out of warm titties.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20685 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:24 am to
quote:

Midnight Choir - Gatlin Brothers


I can honestly say I never knew there was a Mad Dog song...
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
19234 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

Midnight Choir - Gatlin Brothers


quote:

I can honestly say I never knew there was a Mad Dog song...


Yep...it is glorious.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41958 posts
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:22 pm to
Hopefully there is a separate heaven for craft beer drinkers and people who vape.
Posted by Glue
In the SEC footprint
Member since Aug 2015
5 posts
Posted on 4/24/16 at 4:47 pm to
There is. All jeans are skinny, and all the beards are full of latte foam.

Damn hipster.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/24/16 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

In my heaven cold beer comes out of warm titties.


Theres a David Allen Coe song if ever their was one!

Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/24/16 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

people who vape


There is a separate heaven for douche bags.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:42 am to
One of the thought provoking convos I had while smoking crack lol

"Do they have ps3s (this was 6 years ago) in heaven? Like what happens in heaven when a new video game system comes out what if they're still playing ninrendo in heaven like what if you die and realize you have to spend the rest of Eternity playing mike tysons ounch out can you really call that heaven like do they still have flip phones in heaven you can't go from playing PS3 to playing ninja gadien for the rest of Eternity and called it a Heavenly experience"


i wonder how god deals with roster updates. what if yoiu're in heaven but stuck playing madden 2012 just with roster updates. what if god dosnt' even bother updating the roster at all. what if i'm stuck playing a madden where san fransicso is ultra good and the ravens win the super bowl every year for the rest of eternity
This post was edited on 4/25/16 at 9:18 am
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