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Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:00 pm to Old Sarge
And when, we're no longer here
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:21 pm to Old Sarge
Our friends will be drinking all our beer
Thanks and Gig em
Goodnight
Thanks and Gig em
Goodnight
Posted on 4/20/16 at 10:57 pm to Old Sarge
What I find fascinating is that our perception of memory is imperfect and incomplete. It's constantly degrading and making things up to fill in the gaps, and on top of that our brain chemistry is never constant. So eternity of what mind and consequently what version of yourself exists in the afterlife? Could you find yourself with your child-like sensibilities? Without the dopamine drive, an earthly reward system that might not have a place in eternity, would beer even be enjoyable?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:04 pm to Old Sarge
Jesus loved wine better anyways.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 11:21 pm to Old Sarge
This drinking song has engendered far too much serious discussion.
Props, Sarge.
Im Himmel gibt’s kein Bier,
Drum trinken wir es hier.
Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier,
Dann trinken die andern unser Bier.
Props, Sarge.
Im Himmel gibt’s kein Bier,
Drum trinken wir es hier.
Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier,
Dann trinken die andern unser Bier.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 8:23 am to Old Sarge
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:12 am to Old Sarge
Not true.
There's beer in Texas.
I seen't it.
There's beer in Texas.
I seen't it.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:27 am to Old Sarge
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Wrong answer
FU Sarge. Im catholic. There is damn well an open bar in heaven.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 10:36 am to Pavoloco83
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FU Sarge. Im catholic. There is damn well an open bar in heaven.
The laws of Polka say otherwise
Posted on 4/21/16 at 3:30 pm to TeLeFaWx
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what version of yourself exists in the afterlife? Could you find yourself with your child-like sensibilities? Without the dopamine drive, an earthly reward system that might not have a place in eternity, would beer even be enjoyable?
I feel like there should be a :mindblown: emote
Posted on 4/21/16 at 5:16 pm to Old Sarge
In my heaven cold beer comes out of warm titties.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:24 am to madmaxvol
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Midnight Choir - Gatlin Brothers
I can honestly say I never knew there was a Mad Dog song...
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:04 pm to Evolved Simian
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Midnight Choir - Gatlin Brothers
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I can honestly say I never knew there was a Mad Dog song...
Yep...it is glorious.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:22 pm to dmjones
Hopefully there is a separate heaven for craft beer drinkers and people who vape.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 4:47 pm to bigDgator
There is. All jeans are skinny, and all the beards are full of latte foam.
Damn hipster.
Damn hipster.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 10:03 pm to dbeck
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In my heaven cold beer comes out of warm titties.
Theres a David Allen Coe song if ever their was one!
Posted on 4/24/16 at 10:05 pm to bigDgator
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people who vape
There is a separate heaven for douche bags.
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:42 am to Old Sarge
One of the thought provoking convos I had while smoking crack lol
"Do they have ps3s (this was 6 years ago) in heaven? Like what happens in heaven when a new video game system comes out what if they're still playing ninrendo in heaven like what if you die and realize you have to spend the rest of Eternity playing mike tysons ounch out can you really call that heaven like do they still have flip phones in heaven you can't go from playing PS3 to playing ninja gadien for the rest of Eternity and called it a Heavenly experience"
i wonder how god deals with roster updates. what if yoiu're in heaven but stuck playing madden 2012 just with roster updates. what if god dosnt' even bother updating the roster at all. what if i'm stuck playing a madden where san fransicso is ultra good and the ravens win the super bowl every year for the rest of eternity
"Do they have ps3s (this was 6 years ago) in heaven? Like what happens in heaven when a new video game system comes out what if they're still playing ninrendo in heaven like what if you die and realize you have to spend the rest of Eternity playing mike tysons ounch out can you really call that heaven like do they still have flip phones in heaven you can't go from playing PS3 to playing ninja gadien for the rest of Eternity and called it a Heavenly experience"
i wonder how god deals with roster updates. what if yoiu're in heaven but stuck playing madden 2012 just with roster updates. what if god dosnt' even bother updating the roster at all. what if i'm stuck playing a madden where san fransicso is ultra good and the ravens win the super bowl every year for the rest of eternity
This post was edited on 4/25/16 at 9:18 am
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