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Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:20 am to
They always at that, but she'll be back quicker than she thinks
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:20 am to
My SO makes me brownies and bluebell cookie dough ice cream with cool whip on top.
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:20 am to
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I'm hoping she's wine drunk if she does



Thats what needed to happen for this to go from incredibly epic thread to GOAT. Alas, it is unlikely at this point. She is probably going to go the way of Gatorprincess.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:21 am to
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Eat an aids dick.


You forgot "infested"
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:21 am to
Not fair
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:21 am to
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cool whip on top.


I'm sorry.
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:21 am to
I don't want to borrow your dildo.
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:22 am to
They are alright. Kinda funny story. We were tailgating at the BCS game this year and my parents meet up with us at my truck. We are all pretty drunk and there is no food to be found. My girlfriend was starving. She kept saying how hungry she was, so my dad offered her a circus peanut. I've never seen such a disgusted look on her face. My parents and me just lost it and laughed. Shes still embarrassed when I bring it up. My parents were giving her crap about being drunk too. It was great. Total opposite of her parents who don't condone drinking.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:22 am to
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I like icing. Cake is good too, but icing is my weakness.


Exactly the opposite over here

Love the cake, usually scrape the icing off.
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:22 am to
He is known as a texting tease.





Sorry Hole, I had to do it.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:23 am to
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I fried a snickers mini in beignet mix a few weeks ago.


Good lord. I couldn't handle that. If I ever get married, it's gotta be to a vegetarian or health nut or some shite like that.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:23 am to
Sad day
Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:23 am to
I scrape the cake and icing off and eat the paper plate
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:24 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:24 am to
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A big thick one.


I hear ya knockin', butcha can't come iiiiin
Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:24 am to
My grandmother made a cream cheese icing for her carrot cake. I would put that shite on everything.
This post was edited on 3/25/13 at 12:25 am
Posted by wadewilson
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:24 am to
You are such a shameless whore.
Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:25 am to
Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:25 am to
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You are such a shameless whore.


Is coastie back?
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/25/13 at 12:25 am to
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Good lord. I couldn't handle that. If I ever get married, it's gotta be to a vegetarian or health nut or some shite like that.


TT9 is single. He'll even share stories all day about how long it takes a steak's toxins to exit your body.
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