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I suffer from the Mariko Aoki phenomenon. Anyone else?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 5:53 pm
This may sound weird to y'all but I've been researching something and I want to see if it happens to anyone else. There is a library near my apartment, so I always go there to do my grad school work instead of at my apartment. I do this so I won't get distracted by my tv or anything else. I noticed that every time i come to the library I have to take a crap. Usually within about 10 minutes of walking in. This has happened nearly every time I visited. It was so weird to me that I decided to do some research on it. Apparently there are all kinds of people online that claim they have to take a slam when they enter book stores or libraries. If you google the Mariko Aoki phenomenon there is several links with people discussing it.
Anyone else in here have this happen to them?
Anyone else in here have this happen to them?
This post was edited on 11/24/15 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:00 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
I crap first thing in the morning. Like, between 5 and 7 am. Like clockwork.
If I ever crap outside of that timeframe, it's because I've changed my diet or I'm sick or something. I've never noticed my environment making me have to crap.
Although, in college I went to a school that was up north, and did not have a/c in any of the buildings. Except for the library. In order to maintain the proper temp and humidity for the books.
Anyhow, I lived there one summer. And I would always go to the library to cool off in the afternoon and take a nap. So I started shitting there too. It was always cool, quiet, and clean. Perfect shitting environment. So, after that summer of library shitting I would sometimes have to shite whenever I walked past the building. Like Pavlov's dog or something.
But I haven't noticed the correlation in 20 years.
If I ever crap outside of that timeframe, it's because I've changed my diet or I'm sick or something. I've never noticed my environment making me have to crap.
Although, in college I went to a school that was up north, and did not have a/c in any of the buildings. Except for the library. In order to maintain the proper temp and humidity for the books.
Anyhow, I lived there one summer. And I would always go to the library to cool off in the afternoon and take a nap. So I started shitting there too. It was always cool, quiet, and clean. Perfect shitting environment. So, after that summer of library shitting I would sometimes have to shite whenever I walked past the building. Like Pavlov's dog or something.
But I haven't noticed the correlation in 20 years.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 6:53 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
No..but many books are full of shite,and the library is full of books,so in the back of your mind, you are just keeping shite organized.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:50 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Yes. I have to shite in bookstores. I just figured the glue in the bindings had something to do with it.
My name is DownSouthJukin, and I'm a bookstore shitter.
My name is DownSouthJukin, and I'm a bookstore shitter.
Posted on 11/24/15 at 7:56 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
I always have to shite after eating Chilis. What disease is that?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:52 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
I had the same thing happen to me every time I went to a video rental store. I mean it was like clockwork.
And always a solid poop too, it was the strangest thing.
And always a solid poop too, it was the strangest thing.
Posted on 11/25/15 at 12:32 am to Requiem For A Dawg
"If it wasn't for the toilet there would be no books" -George Costanza ...
Posted on 11/25/15 at 1:52 am to Requiem For A Dawg
When I was in college I wondered why I usually had to take a shite while studying in the library.
Then I took a psychology class called "drug use and effects" that said caffeine and amphetamines increase bowel movements and it all made sense
Then I took a psychology class called "drug use and effects" that said caffeine and amphetamines increase bowel movements and it all made sense
Posted on 11/25/15 at 4:39 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
I take my constitutional before bedtime rather than in the morning. No walk, no poop.
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