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Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:57 am to DMagic
It's only temporary, but a necessary evil. (and evil it is)
Posted on 3/6/13 at 9:59 am to lurkr
I might go get a massage.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:00 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
Never had one, heard they are worth every penny.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:03 am to lurkr
I've never had one either.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:03 am to lurkr
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Never had one, heard they are worth every penny.
They hurt like hell.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:05 am to Robot Santa
Really?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:09 am to Robot Santa
Deep tissue?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:11 am to Robot Santa
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They hurt like hell.
Especially if you're super tense. But I felt fantastic afterward.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:11 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
Yes. They are literally tenderizing your muscles. Like what you do to a chicken breast before grilling it. It feels good later, but the actual massage itself is not relaxing at all.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:11 am to lurkr
Sad thing is I think I might have separated my shoulder. Does that mean I'm old?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:15 am to DMagic
What up folks? I advise everyone abstain from having sex outdoors in Africa and to stop immediately if you are currently in the act.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:17 am to 15sammy34
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I advise everyone abstain from having sex outdoors in Africa and to stop immediately if you are currently in the act.
frick you, I'm going to do it now because you told me to stop. Consequences be damned!
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:23 am to Duke
I'm not sure I can imagine being in the middle of sex and then suddenly there's a lion charging you. This is why I like the southeast, I can have sex outside anywhere and anytime I want and the only animal I have to worry about wears a black uniform and a chip on his shoulder.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:26 am to 15sammy34
Dammit. I planned on having sex outdoors in Africa this afternoon. 
Why do I have to cancel?
Why do I have to cancel?
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:28 am to 15sammy34
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This is why I like the southeast, I can have sex outside anywhere and anytime I want and the only animal I have to worry about wears a black uniform and a chip on his shoulder.
Man I'm in Louisiana. There's plenty of wildlife to be concerned with.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:28 am to 15sammy34
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I'm not sure I can imagine being in the middle of sex and then suddenly there's a lion charging you. This is why I like the southeast, I can have sex outside anywhere and anytime I want and the only animal I have to worry about wears a black uniform and a chip on his shoulder.
This is why I will never understand someone like Marcus Garvey or anyone who follows his line of thinking. Why the frick would anyone want to live in Africa? It's a beautiful continent, and I'd love to visit it for a week or two at some point, but frick monsoons, frick droughts, frick famine, frick civil wars, frick genocide, frick AIDS, and most of all frick lions.
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:29 am to Robot Santa
Lion Attack?
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:36 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
I'm hereeeeeeeeeeee
Posted on 3/6/13 at 10:37 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
Because the lions aren't taking kindly to people making purple in their bushes
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