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How would you deal with a Moose, Elk, Mountain Lion or a Grizzly Bear in real-time?

Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:07 pm
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:07 pm
Bear Spray doesn't work. And Tasers don't work. It was a failed idea.

Quebec is considering gloves that can be worn, with 6-inch blades like Wolverine.

They are asking for swords back, instead of guns, and a hoodie that has eyes on the back.

I like the Wolverine idea. The more knives, the better.

Humans are the Apex species.

Any ideas from down South? You Baws are superior hunters. Pray that you never become the prey.

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:08 pm to
Meet em at sonic
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
4149 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:08 pm to
Id show them these bad boys and that should scare any big animal away



Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12916 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:12 pm to
Just punch them in the face.
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:13 pm to
So a mountain lion vs, your calf muscles?

Interesting. Nice calf muscles though. You must bike a lot?
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:21 pm to
Nope. Large knives were banned in Quebec in 1997.

The aminals are overtaking. Knife Culture needs to come back.

For now, at least. Any hunters on here?

A strong rifle isn't quick enough. A pistol is no good. It only scares them for a night.

I like the sword idea, but knives longer than 6 inches need to be re-introduced into the Providence.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
13961 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:23 pm to
When did they join the sec
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11458 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:25 pm to
Just overwhelm them with all of your alts, Vermont Tiger/Maine Tiger/PhD Tiger/jawjaw tiger.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5658 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:25 pm to
Hairy legs aren't a deterrent.
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:25 pm to
Emory 2007

When did you join LSU?
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35310 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:27 pm to
Can those calves push his
Boxers back in those shorts?
Posted by dirty bastard
Delacroix, Georgia
Member since Aug 2020
2484 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:31 pm to
Shoot them if they get too close. They will kill you. That should be a no brainer.
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:34 pm to
About the same time that you established a swamp, and destroyed the French Language.

Have fun with your alligators.



The child used better French and Brains

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34065 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:35 pm to
Can’t you just shoot the shite out of them?
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5658 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

Can those calves push his
Boxers back in those shorts?
LOL
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1520 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:38 pm to
I carry a 357 magnum and a 18 round 10mm for these exact reasons while in the backcountry.

Bear spray? Please, I am gonna avoid and then shoot its face off if forced.

I also holster the 10mm on the outside of my bag for anyone in my family to grab and join in.
Posted by quebec_tiger
Member since Jul 2024
37 posts
Posted on 7/5/24 at 4:41 pm to
Wet Cotton too many times in the Butt-Crack. Time to go back to Wal-Mart.

Fat cheeks slapping on men.



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