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re: Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:32 am to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:32 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Lucifer was a good boy, didn't mean nobody no harm...
Was he the one we called "lucky" or the one we called "Lucy"?
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:33 am to auggie
I've had the idea of writing a story about this from the perspective that Jesus was sent by Lucifer to correct the lies ofJehovah and that's why there's such a huge difference between the fire and damnation in the old testament and the peace and love in the new testament.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:38 am to auggie
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Was he the one we called "lucky" or the one we called "Lucy"?
I think he was "Lucy," and then he got all butthurt about it and mouthed off to Gabriel and Yahweh got involved and decided to work on his pooch punting
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:43 am to Merck
Might be a fast way to get some attention.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:49 am to cokebottleag
Will we be punished if we worship Yahweh and not Lucifer? Will he be rustled?
Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:58 am to TbirdSpur2010
That's a negative ghostrider. Your contributions to this thread are solid. 
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:06 am to TbirdSpur2010
. yep, then went on TV, trying to get a devout camel humper to cut his/her hair.
world gets crazier everyday, but I still can see order in the way it's happening. It's going to be OK.
world gets crazier everyday, but I still can see order in the way it's happening. It's going to be OK.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:08 am to auggie
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Might be a fast way to get some attention.
Can anyone attest to whether "The Satanic Verses" was actually a good book, or if it only became a bestseller because of the condemnation Rushdie received for writing it?
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:43 am to cokebottleag
Neither existed. #endthelies
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:49 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I wanna know who the frick downvoted the OP 
Posted on 1/20/15 at 5:57 am to cokebottleag
"As far as I know, the devil never put out a book. The devil's trying to be the bigger man and god just keeps writing shite about him."
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:18 am to Merck
It's pretty good:
Also, Rushdie actually spoke at OM my ffreshman year. He's a very cool guy and it was a great lecture.
Also, Rushdie actually spoke at OM my ffreshman year. He's a very cool guy and it was a great lecture.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:35 am to teeMike
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Good > Evil
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Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy
Never
Posted on 1/20/15 at 6:36 am to cokebottleag
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Have you ever considered that the Bible is propaganda, and satan is the good guy
That's what the Devil's propaganda department is putting out.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 7:02 am to cokebottleag
Satan would defnitely be more fun to drink a beer with.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 8:07 am to cokebottleag
Mosdef. Kern.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 8:09 am to cokebottleag
The God I learned about in church and the Bible was a major a-hole.
Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:17 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Lucifer was a good boy, didn't mean nobody no harm...
He was going to college when God mistreated him.....
Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:40 am to cokebottleag
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satan is the good guy
All Bama, all the time..
Posted on 1/20/15 at 1:06 pm to cokebottleag
You, sir, are going to hell.
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