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re: Give me a good reason to drink alcohol
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:15 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:15 pm to hawgfaninc
I just chuckled to myself at the thought of you watching Arkansas football for the last two years sober.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:19 pm to hawgfaninc
Because funny shite happens
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:41 pm to hawgfaninc
You seem like a fun guy to party with
You know what's real
The magic poop seat that makes all the bad smells go away
You know what's real
The magic poop seat that makes all the bad smells go away
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:52 pm to hawgfaninc
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Give me a good reason to drink alcohol
You either want to drink or not. No ones going to convince you one way or another.
Also, I would say most people are more real when they're drunk. Less fear of consequences makes you be truer to yourself.
This post was edited on 8/6/14 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 8/6/14 at 6:57 pm to hawgfaninc
I fear nothing but my mother when I'm drunk. It's good if you wanna get laid as well 

Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:14 pm to hawgfaninc
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I've never drank and not for some religious reason. Never had a good enough reason to do so
Welp, we'll be changing this this fall. I don't even have to ask. I already know that Oklahogjr, Marty, Chesh (he needs a night away from the wife

We'll go to the Abyss brother!
Posted on 8/6/14 at 7:49 pm to hawgfaninc
I'll preface this by saying that I used to drink very little. Like once a year maybe. I was kind of an uptight dick back then.
Nowadays, I drink 5 or 6 nights a week in moderation. One or two of those nights, I'll get pretty tipsy and let loose. Otherwise, it just helps me relax, open up a little, and have a little fun. Also, I have trouble going to sleep sometimes, so it helps me go to sleep.
Nowadays, I drink 5 or 6 nights a week in moderation. One or two of those nights, I'll get pretty tipsy and let loose. Otherwise, it just helps me relax, open up a little, and have a little fun. Also, I have trouble going to sleep sometimes, so it helps me go to sleep.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:38 pm to hawgfaninc
You should pray some chick gets drunk enough to screw your lame arse
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:42 pm to hawgfaninc
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So why should I or anybody else drink?
4-8, 3-9 and it might not get better this year?
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:42 pm to hawgfaninc
Drinking alcohol is terrible for you. But beer is delicious.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:48 pm to hawgfaninc
I like to drink because it brings out a more loose/social side of me. It's just fun, you should really try it. No offense but it sounds like you're a turtle who's lived inside a shell all your life.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 8:50 pm to hawgfaninc
We're all going to die in an Ebola pandemic. Get drunk while you still can.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 9:10 pm to The Spleen
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Drinking alcohol is terrible for you.
False. Red wine is very healthy for you... as long as you aren't a wino.
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:51 pm to hawgfaninc
I get pussy when I drink. I can't stand being in bars/clubs and not drinking b/c everyone else is on another level than the sober person is. I don't know how one can do that
Posted on 8/6/14 at 11:54 pm to BigOrangeBri
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“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-” Frank Sinatra
Always loved this quote

Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:35 am to hawgfaninc
It's fun. I'm not fake when drunk. I'm enjoying myself in an altered state.
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