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Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:53 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Well it wasn't at the top of my list of things to do in life but we don't want to have to worry about getting pregnant and this was the easiest method.
Plus again, I get a weekend on the couch with good drugs and PS4!
Plus again, I get a weekend on the couch with good drugs and PS4!
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:55 pm to Bamad
Buddy said the doc that did his told him the two busiest weeks for vasectomies are the week of the opening round of the NCAA basketball tournament and the week of The Master's. 
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:55 pm to Bamad
Kinda weird about the not lifting heavy things. What strains in your nutsack when you lift a box?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:59 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Excellent question. But I won't chance it and have to go to the ER with a bloody sack.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:03 pm to Bamad
Congrats, you're going to Hell [/allthecatholics]
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:05 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Kinda weird about the not lifting heavy things.
A buddy of mine had his done on a Friday, felt great on Saturday so he did some landscaping at the house....Sunday his balls were swollen to softball size.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:36 pm to Bamad
Question-
So you can still orgasm and all and you'll still have ejac when you get off..it just won't have sperm in it?
So you can still orgasm and all and you'll still have ejac when you get off..it just won't have sperm in it?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 4:55 pm to TaxmanMSU
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.it just won't have sperm in it?
Bingo.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 5:50 pm to AUCatfish
Posted on 2/5/14 at 5:57 pm to Bamad
Do you still shoot anything out or is it more like a penile dry heave?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:00 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
There will be a loss in viscosity but an increase in range lol
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:01 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
It looks like sawdust.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:01 pm to AthensRattler
I would get it in writing that if I go through with this my wife has to let me attempt to get it in her mouth from across the room every day until I succeed.
ETA: what looks like sawdust, like there are little particles in it?
ETA: what looks like sawdust, like there are little particles in it?
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:09 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Kinda weird about the not lifting heavy things. What strains in your nutsack when you lift a box?
You don't want to rip your stitches.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:11 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
quote:this sounds terrible
is it more like a penile dry heave?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:12 pm to heartbreakTiger
Would make cleanup much easier though.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:17 pm to Duke
it would make clean up easier but it would feel like something is missing and the job isn't complete
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:27 pm to Bamad
Frozen Peas are your friend.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 6:58 pm to Bamad
Late to the party but I got snipped about 5 years ago. Wasn't painful but I had a dull feeling like I had been kicked in the nuts about an hour ago for a few days.
My funny anecdote: when I got home and woke up from a nap I had to pee. I really wanted to sit but my wife was concerned about squishing the boys, so she made me stand. I have a condition where if I am not fully awake and empty my bladder it makes me pass out. Only if I'm standing so she's talking to me and I passed out, hit my head, put a hole in the wall and fell down butt naked.
Was fine but scared the crap out of her. Agree on the frozen peas.
My funny anecdote: when I got home and woke up from a nap I had to pee. I really wanted to sit but my wife was concerned about squishing the boys, so she made me stand. I have a condition where if I am not fully awake and empty my bladder it makes me pass out. Only if I'm standing so she's talking to me and I passed out, hit my head, put a hole in the wall and fell down butt naked.
Was fine but scared the crap out of her. Agree on the frozen peas.
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 7:00 pm
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