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Florida man desires to become feminine pad.

Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:45 pm
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:45 pm
Meet Pad Gardner

quote:

For research, Gardner collects feminine pads and spends hours meticulously photographing them from every possible angle. He says he's working on setting a world record for the largest collection of pads.

quote:

Risking ridicule, alienation, and backlash, Gardner has been diligently reaching out across a myriad of social networks looking for friends to support him in his ultimate goal: to serve his purpose for eight hours as an overnight pad (preferably a Kotex).


Sorry if Germans.
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 3:55 pm
Posted by Jma313
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:47 pm to
Da fuq?
Posted by RebelExpress38
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:47 pm to
1st page
Posted by olemissfan26
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:48 pm to
That man needs help


ETA: 20 pages
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 3:49 pm
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:49 pm to
Not sure, brought it here for the OTBoard to decide just that.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

That man needs help


Depends

:rimshot:
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:52 pm to
Oh my God.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:58 pm to
I was really hoping this was a joke when I clicked on it.
Posted by OBReb6
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:59 pm to
Hitler had the right idea, he was just thinking too small. He should have broadened his final solution to the entire human race.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

He should have broadened his final solution to the entire human race.


Still have hope for Kim Un
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:01 pm to
No jokes here. Only serious, hard hitting news.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:02 pm to
The actual frick did I just read?
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

The actual frick did I just read?


A guy wants to take red wings to a whole nother level.

eta: Yep... That sums it up.
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 4:08 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by wadewilson
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:10 pm to
I just read the whole article.
























Are there any abandoned mortuaries, swamps, landfills, or new construction sites that haven't had concrete laid yet anywhere near Panama City?

If not, I'd like to rent a boat.
Posted by blzr
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:13 pm to
Merica
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:14 pm to
Did you click on his page that was linked in the article??

quote:

I am a guy that is becoming a pink disposable feminine pad, and later on I will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman's period. I'm looking for more open-minded friends who are comfortable about this fate for me. I have wanted to become a pad since I was ten years old.


Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:16 pm to
No. I didn't want anymore detail than what I read. Im at work and was already laughing too hard.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I am a guy that is becoming a pink disposable feminine pad, and later on I will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman's period. I'm looking for more open-minded friends who are comfortable about this fate for me. I have wanted to become a pad since I was ten years old.


Jesus monkeyfricking Christ
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:16 pm to
That must be one large vulva.
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