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Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:19 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
Why is it that every one of these weird frickers live in Florida?
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:21 pm to OBReb6
Well, we all know what he does with the pads. And if he wants to be a pad, we all know what he wants people to do to him when he's a pad.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:22 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Soft vulva
I'm adding this to my list of words that make me nauseous.
Seriously, what is this guy on?
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:23 pm to Analyze That
For what?
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:23 pm to Bellabama
Does he expect some broad to ride him like a pony for 8 hours?
Is that how that would work?
Is that how that would work?
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:25 pm to Slippery Slope
Yeah that would look like a murder scene
:vomit:
:vomit:
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:26 pm to olemissfan26
This guy needs to be committed to a mental institution post haste.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:26 pm to Slippery Slope
I think he could be incinerated and his ashes could be manufactured into the pads. I'm sure that would make him happy.
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:29 pm to OBReb6
One problem, his plans for after he's "used."
He plans on living in a dumpster.
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After that? He'll spend the rest of his existence as a disposed pad, contemplating the joy he experienced at having fulfilled his ultimate purpose.
He plans on living in a dumpster.
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Gardner says he wants to be treated like "any other normal pad, which probably means getting tossed into the trash," after which he expects to exist as any other sanitary napkin would: contemplating his existence and the joy of life.
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:29 pm to Slippery Slope
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Does he expect some broad to ride him like a pony for 8 hours?
I get the feeling he'd take a vulva without a woman if he could.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:32 pm to Bellabama
Really the only way he could work as an actual maxi pad would be if they taped him to a giraffe's vagina or some shite.
I dunno. This is weird.
I dunno. This is weird.
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:33 pm to Bellabama
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Gardner says he wants to be treated like "any other normal pad, which probably means getting tossed into the trash," after which he expects to exist as any other sanitary napkin would: contemplating his existence and the joy of life.
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I get the feeling he'd take a vulva without a woman if he could.
Welp, I'm about all up to date on my disturbing mental images for this month, I don't know about the rest of y'all
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:33 pm to Bellabama
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I am a guy that is becoming a pink disposable feminine pad, and later on I will be pressed against a soft vulva for a woman's period. I'm looking for more open-minded friends who are comfortable about this fate for me. I have wanted to become a pad since I was ten years old.
See it is people like this that need to be committed before they commit a mass murder.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:33 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
They should put people like this in homes, and when normal citizen have a bad day or have something shitty happen in their life allow them to go up to the home and beat the shite out of these people in whatever way they see fit. It would make the normal citizen feel better.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:34 pm to OBReb6
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They should put people like this in homes, and when normal citizen have a bad day or have something shitty happen in their life allow them to go up to the home and beat the shite out of these people in whatever way they see fit. It would make the normal citizen feel better.
I would pay a "visit" to that home every cottonpicking day. On principle.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:35 pm to Bellabama
One has to wonder what kind of issues prompt the onset of such an obsession
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:35 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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cottonpicking
racist
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:37 pm to Analyze That
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One has to wonder what kind of issues prompt the onset of such an obsession
The general tolerance attitude towards everything in today's society. He just needs to be tarred and feathered and sent on his way.
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