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Ever had friends ask if you'd take a drug screening test for them?

Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:32 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:32 pm
It's happened to me a couple of times, and it's been weird/awkward every time.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:33 pm to
No. My people know how to hide their weed consumption.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:35 pm to
My people be slippin' over here in MO
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:37 pm to
So how do you do that? If its a urine screening, dont they monitor the peeing? I know with police drug screens etc, and anything related to drug addiction screening they do.

Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Ever had friends ask if you'd take a drug screening test for them?



I have never had this happen. Ever.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:39 pm to
Do you make them hold the bottle or the spout?
Posted by Bias
The UP
Member since Jan 2015
190 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:39 pm to
Yes. And I have been compensated greatly for it everytime
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:


So how do you do that? If its a urine screening, dont they monitor the peeing? I know with police drug screens etc, and anything related to drug addiction screening they do.


I have no idea. Only been asked thrice (once in TX, twice since I've been here in MO), and every time I've hemmed and hawed my way out of it and pawned them on one of my other friends to be their problem

I'm a loyal friend, but I ain't about to go down that road for anybody.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:40 pm to
ME?

I've been getting high since 1966 ….
This post was edited on 5/29/15 at 2:41 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:42 pm to
quote:


I've been getting high since 1966 ….


That was 22 years before I was born, brocephus
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:47 pm to
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That was 22 years before I was born, brocephus

I'll be celebrating my 50th anniversary as a dope fiend next year. Maybe I'll get a gold bong or something.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:49 pm to
There was a guy I used to work with that made bank every 5ime the safety man showed up on the job site
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15659 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:51 pm to
I know people that have done it and turned out they were pregnant men.


Don't let a woman piss for you if she might be pregnant.

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:52 pm to
quote:


There was a guy I used to work with that made bank every 5ime the safety man showed up on the job site


Obviously I have been missing out on some golden (pun intended :rimshot: ) business opportunities

Sheltered Tbird is sheltered
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:54 pm to
quote:


ME?

I've been getting high since 1966 …



Started in 79 quit in 2010 meth is a helluva drug
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:57 pm to
No. I don't have trashy friends.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98938 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 2:59 pm to
I had a player ask me to when I was a trainer. He got the "are you fricking kidding me?" look.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Home schooled Tbird is home schooled





FIFY
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 5/29/15 at 3:03 pm to
Nobody wants my piss
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