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re: Ethnical Ancesty stemming from Noah

Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:29 am to
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:29 am to
my celtic goes further back to the European tribes
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:34 am to
Well, I'm pretty certain hers does as well. She didn't just magically appear in that Irish village without a past. I do know that one of my great- great g'mothers over there was tried for herisy and sorcery (she as a witch, supposedly) and off to the gallows she went.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:40 am to
I got back to 1489 and all I found were peasants and thieves
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:42 am to
nice
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:47 am to
Wish like hell great great g'ma woulda made sure that book of witchcraft/sorcery fell into my hands. I promise I would only use it to the benefit of tSEC. Just don't piss me off and make me have to rethink that.

Ag you're safe. I wouldn't use it on most of the OT board..but Mizzou would disappear from the rant and from being relevant..hell maybe the map altogether.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:50 am to
Feel honored to be safe

Ttyl gotta drive to another jobsite
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 9:59 am to
Be safe. It would be a sad and boring place sans Agforlife.
Posted by beaver
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:00 am to
Wait do you seriously believe this shite?
Posted by Aubie83
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:39 am to
i think i will back out of this now rather than later...
This post was edited on 1/20/15 at 10:43 am
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 10:41 am to
I can't think of a thing to say that could be more apropos considering the OP:

Holy shite, Scatman.
Posted by reggierayreb
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 11:06 am to
Scots-Irish from the stomach up

Liberian from the waist down
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

"No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD." Leviticus 18:6


Noah predates the covenant, which was established as a set of rules to create a healthy, functional society. Therefor, they did what they had to do. Adam and Even's children had incestuous relationships as well. Pre covenant and post covenant is very very different, just as 1st covenant (10 Commandments and Laws of Moses) is very different from 2nd covenant (Jesus's teachings and the rules of Christianity)
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD." Leviticus 18:6


Welp, there's a whole city unto themselves just outside of North Augusta, SC that's doomed to burn in hell. Huge permanent gypsie camp located there and they almost always marry first/second cousins. They're a weird bunch to begin with. They build these palatial homes and then cover every single window with aluminum foil to "keep evil spirits from entering". Only after the house has remained that way for a year is it considered move in ready.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Scots-Irish from the stomach up

Liberian from the waist down


Senegal> liberia

Flag-xeroxing mofos
Posted by justlookin
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:54 pm to
On census from the mid 1800s, it lists my ancestors as mulattos. What does this mean?

Shem?
Ham?
Japheth?
Posted by justlookin
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

They build these palatial homes and then cover every single window with aluminum foil to "keep evil spirits from entering".


Posted by KajunGator
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Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Noah predates the covenant, which was established as a set of rules to create a healthy, functional society.



So what you're saying is...life was put in motion, and after 2000 (or so) years god realized he fricked up by not leaving any rules for us to follow. So the best idea the omnipresent, omnipotent screw-up could come up with was to kill everyone except one guys family...and STILL not give any rules (to Moses) until close to 500 years later.

Makes sense to me
Posted by Carolina_Girl
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:07 pm to
The only thing missing from that pic is a statue of Mary that adorns the front yard of every single home in the gypsie settlement.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:23 pm to
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Makes sense to me


Imagine it more like the parent of an unruly child that goes from hands on to hands off, strict to forgiving parenting styles in order to try and raise his kids.

Actually, he gives Noah some rules in exchange for promising to never destroy the world via water again.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 1/20/15 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Noah predates the covenant, which was established as a set of rules to create a healthy, functional society. Therefor, they did what they had to do. Adam and Even's children had incestuous relationships as well. Pre covenant and post covenant is very very different, just as 1st covenant (10 Commandments and Laws of Moses) is very different from 2nd covenant (Jesus's teachings and the rules of Christianity)


Do you not see how much spin and rationalization this requires to believe?
This post was edited on 1/20/15 at 3:46 pm
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