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re: Dwarf Stripper Gets Bride-To-Be Pregnant on Bachelorette Party Night
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:52 pm to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:52 pm to UMTigerRebel
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I can't imagine how wasted you would have to be to sleep with a dwarf stripper, unprotected, letting him creampie you.
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Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:01 pm to AUbagman
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etting him creampie you.
Hold on....Dwarf?
Creampies?
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
imp pimp
Posted on 10/10/14 at 11:05 pm to DownSouthJukin
Did she fall for the old "Your hair smells nice" line?
Gets 'em every time.
Gets 'em every time.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 9:27 am to DownSouthJukin
So she didn’t get it taken care of?
Posted on 10/2/19 at 10:04 am to I Bleed Garnet
Odd bump.
What search terms were you using and why?
What search terms were you using and why?
Posted on 10/2/19 at 10:44 am to DownSouthJukin
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Odd bump.
What search terms were you using and why?
Woah.
This was weird
Just saw it at the top of my screen
Must have been some weird glitch
That said, guess she didn’t take care of it?
Posted on 10/2/19 at 10:54 am to I Bleed Garnet
Started reading this thread as if it were new, then got to MY reply. WTF, I didn’t reply to this?
Oh, it’s 5 fricking years old!
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:13 am to DownSouthJukin
Newest version of a ho-down
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:14 am to PrivatePublic
At least he didn't have a kid himself with her. Divorce and it's like it never happened.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:55 am to I Bleed Garnet
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Woah.
This was weird
Just saw it at the top of my screen
Must have been some weird glitch
Just thought you go bored at work and used search terms like "midget," "pregnant" and "bachelorette parry" and wondered why. Sorry if you had a recent bad experience, my dude.
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That said, guess she didn’t take care of it?
Not sure. It doesn't appear to be one of those feel good stories that they update in the rags.
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 10/2/19 at 3:24 pm to DownSouthJukin
Wow. I guess it's good that he found out she's a slut now instead of after they actually had kids together.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 3:59 pm to UMTigerRebel
quote:Not really that much.
I can't imagine how wasted you would have to be to sleep with a dwarf stripper.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 4:05 pm to coachcrisp
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Not really that much.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:01 pm to coachcrisp
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Not really that much.
You are in the circle of trust. Please tell us what happened. It will set you free.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 5:26 pm to DownSouthJukin
Poor kid. What a mess he will grow up in.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 6:27 pm to five_fivesix
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Started reading this thread as if it were new, then got to MY reply. WTF, I didn’t reply to this?
I did the exact same thing. Was convinced someone had hacked my account for a minute.
I don't even recognize my posting style from 5 years ago.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:13 pm to UMTigerRebel
They can’t even wipe their own asses. Their arms are too short
Posted on 10/2/19 at 11:35 pm to deltaland
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Hold on....Dwarf?
Creampies?
Little Debbies
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:41 pm to DownSouthJukin
quote:She said that she was the love-child of Snow White and Dopey, so....
You are in the circle of trust. Please tell us what happened. It will set you free.
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