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Posted on 6/20/13 at 3:16 pm to sorantable
If you and your lady friend participated in a Doritos Locos Tacos eating competition before bumping uglies a "bad" sexual encounter could be waiting in the wings.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 3:19 pm to Supravol22
Hahahahahaha - standards.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 3:32 pm to sorantable
I've had less than great sex but sex is better than no sex any night of the week.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:17 pm to oklahogjr
I've never tried it, but gay sex would qualify as bad sex. fricking gross 
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:20 pm to sorantable
A friend told me once that sex with a really fat girl who needed a wash was kinda bad.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:22 pm to BluegrassBelle
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laying there like a dead fish during sex.
this is beyond bad IMO. like trying to frick your couch or something
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:23 pm to UMRealist
I cut a hole in my mattress and secured a bibi jones fleshlight into it.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:23 pm to sorantable
Yes, definitely.
If you say no, you have never had the unfortunate experience a smelly vag.
Also, bringing a girl home you later regret you brought home who is a pain in the arse and is bad at sex in general is something I would say is bad sex I regret. I've brought home some "dead fish" where I would have preferred to have just beaten off. And I've done that as well, brought a girl home had some bad sex then made an excuse to get them out so I can finish the job myself and be more satisfied.
If you say no, you have never had the unfortunate experience a smelly vag.
Also, bringing a girl home you later regret you brought home who is a pain in the arse and is bad at sex in general is something I would say is bad sex I regret. I've brought home some "dead fish" where I would have preferred to have just beaten off. And I've done that as well, brought a girl home had some bad sex then made an excuse to get them out so I can finish the job myself and be more satisfied.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:25 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
It's obvious who in this thread gets laid and who doesn't.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:32 pm to Jerry the Sailor
The idea of beating off instead of having sex doesn't compute. You can still think of something else like you do when u beat off expect there is a pussy there.
If it smells that bad go to the shower if you have to. I mean I have never brought home someone that Nasty (as in unclean/hasn't showered) when I wasn't completely trashed myself so I just didn't notice. Have you done some things you probably wouldn't have sober, of course. That doesn't mean the sex wasn't enjoyable. In my experience at least.
If it smells that bad go to the shower if you have to. I mean I have never brought home someone that Nasty (as in unclean/hasn't showered) when I wasn't completely trashed myself so I just didn't notice. Have you done some things you probably wouldn't have sober, of course. That doesn't mean the sex wasn't enjoyable. In my experience at least.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:35 pm to AirDawg
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fart during sex
WTF? If that was a deal breaker I would probably never have great sex again. The act of pelvic thrusting tends to move body gases around on both ends if you didn't know.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:49 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I've never encountered one that smelled all that bad.
I have, however, had sex with people where I regretted it so bad that I didn't even want to finish.
When someone gives you the opportunity and you're like "nah, I'll pass. I'd rather do x,y,z," you know it's bad sex.
I have, however, had sex with people where I regretted it so bad that I didn't even want to finish.
When someone gives you the opportunity and you're like "nah, I'll pass. I'd rather do x,y,z," you know it's bad sex.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:51 pm to Jerry the Sailor
Well ya, but it you did have sex you would still get off. So it can't be all bad.
Diregardong the things like whiskey dick.
Diregardong the things like whiskey dick.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:53 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Well ya, but it you did have sex you would still get off. So it can't be all bad.
That's a very low hurdle to clear.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:54 pm to Jerry the Sailor
That's why my answer was no.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:56 pm to sorantable
Once doggy style a purple haze emitted from her anus that basically peeled the paint off the walls
So yes sometimes none is better
So yes sometimes none is better
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:57 pm to danfraz
What?
Posted on 6/20/13 at 6:58 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I think he's still engulfed in that purple haze.
Posted on 6/20/13 at 7:00 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Seriously dude it was like a nuke went off in her arse
I could see the "cloud" as it came out
It was like a skunk had died in her guts
I could see the "cloud" as it came out
It was like a skunk had died in her guts
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