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re: Does bad sex exist for guys?
Posted on 6/21/13 at 2:28 am to sorantable
Posted on 6/21/13 at 2:28 am to sorantable
I don't get mine well engaging in sexual relations of a fat lady. I can frick her till she is swollen but I just can't cum. So I can't go hogging because it's a waste of time, making me a horrific wing man. Sorry I'm drunk and the only reason I'm sharing this.
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Posted on 6/21/13 at 9:28 am to Jerry the Sailor
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It's obvious who in this thread gets laid and who doesn't.
my standards aren't very high...it's probably the only reason I do get laid. but hey like I said any is better than none.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:28 pm to deltaland
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I've had sex with a lot of women and have never encountered this bad smell. The worst I've ever encountered was just a little sweaty smell cause the girl hadn't showered since the morning.
Guess I've been lucky because what y'all describe sounds just awful...
Guess I will share a story here. It is not a good one AT ALL though...
I was working in Fort Worth at one time for several weeks, staying in a corporate apartment. Friday night comes around and I decide to go to Dallas to party. Booked a hotel room because I planned to throw down so driving back was out. Anyway, after several hours of partying, ended up at a pretty solid strip club at 2am. Started chatting with a girl that was relatively cute and had a banging body. Easily one of if not the hottest in the club. Got her all worked up, fed her several shots and it was on. Came back to the room with me (no I didn't pay her or get a ton of dances, I have good game at times and I was from out of town).
Anyway I noticed a not so great smell when she got nekkid and was wet. My drunk self thought I can handle this, it's not THAT bad and she is hot.
After a few minutes though, she got off hard and squirted like a champ all over the place. HOLY frickING shite. I nearly puked it was so bad. Couldn't breath, got her off of me and into the bathroom. Came out and told her I had to drive back to Ft Worth and got her out of there. Went down to the front desk and asked to change rooms. Whole room was saturated in the smell to the point I nearly puked again going back in to get my stuff.
Worst.Sex.Ever. And I'm still scarred from it.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:32 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Ok, yall have swung me. I have simply never experienced anything close to that bad. It scares me.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:35 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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It scares me.
It should. Still bothers and worries me about new strange at times.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:38 pm to parkjas2001
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Does bad sex exist for guys? Yes Girls who just lay there suck or dont use what God gave them.
Disagree. It's still warm and wet, it's not as good as bedding a freak, but it doesn't come anywhere close to sucking. I just see it as a nice workout along with pleasure for my wiener
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:39 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
seriously, I can't stop thinking about that story.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 1:40 pm to BluegrassBelle
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I'm guessing as "bad" as it gets is teeth during oral sex and/or laying there like a dead fish during sex. Maybe severely rotten crotch that could put a guy down with it's fumes?
I'm just throwing stuff at the wall at this point.
There is sex I've have, but if I had to go back I wouldn't do it again. Sometimes you just feel dirty. Or the sex was awkward.
Posted on 6/21/13 at 2:03 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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And I'm still scarred from it.
Does it still burn when you piss?
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