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re: Do you squirt for Jesus?

Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:27 am to
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:27 am to
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Are we just going to ignore the very obvious sexual connotations here


Squirt is just pee.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16296 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 7:53 am to
Do you think Jesus is into golden showers.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 8:56 am to
There are probably several south of the border who are into that kinda thing
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25193 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:54 am to
I'd make her squirt. Especially now, knowing it's a joke.

It's borderline moped territory. But I'm going with yes.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22107 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 10:54 am to
IWHI...




















































...with a bat
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16296 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:13 am to
This thread reminds me of Stacked. Seems about time we free that lil bugger.

#FreeStackedNow

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139123 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:27 am to
Was stacked banned? I thought maybe she had just grown up.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 11:30 am to
I wonder what got her banned? Tranny pics maybe?

I don't think Stacked has any intent to grow up. And would we even want her to do that? She's very entertaining.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 7/30/16 at 6:42 pm to
Anyone ever bang a squirter?
Posted by King of the North
Member since Aug 2013
771 posts
Posted on 8/1/16 at 5:47 pm to
I dont have to know what S.Q.U.I.R.T means to know that this is retarded
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77512 posts
Posted on 8/1/16 at 5:58 pm to
Her and her alter were banned.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102404 posts
Posted on 8/1/16 at 7:59 pm to
Silent Quiet UnInterrupted Reading Time
Posted by King of the North
Member since Aug 2013
771 posts
Posted on 8/1/16 at 11:41 pm to
So they rather kids stay inside a read rather than go outside and socialize? Yup seems pretty stupid. in all honesty I thought it was some type of anti-evolution thing, considering Ive heard some nut job christians bash the Pokemon games because of that
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 6:22 am to
I'll like to make her squirt for Jesus.

Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:31 am to
quote:

Anyone ever bang a squirter?



Every girl can squirt if you know what you're doing.
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:03 am to
IWNHI
Posted by vol27
fort oglethorpe
Member since Mar 2015
329 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:04 pm to
Def not a christian, but good eye.
Posted by Back to the Future
Member since Aug 2016
227 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:28 pm to
Is this supposed to be funny?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:46 pm to
It is funny
Posted by Back to the Future
Member since Aug 2016
227 posts
Posted on 8/3/16 at 1:51 pm to
"It is funny."

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