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DownSouthJukin
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The Cleanly South
Member since Jan 2014
18963 posts

Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
At least that's what this guy says.



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BloodSweat&Beers
East Carolina Fan
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
8639 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree


DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
The Cleanly South
Member since Jan 2014
18963 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
LOL. Imagine believing Reuters over an esteemed science guy on Twitter! Good luck to you, sir!


BloodSweat&Beers
East Carolina Fan
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
8639 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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LOL. Imagine believing Reuters over an esteemed science guy on Twitter! Good luck to you, sir!


I am more of a @ValiantThor13 fan myself.


DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
The Cleanly South
Member since Jan 2014
18963 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
Just reviewed his timeline.

Are you @ValiantThor13? How do I get a copy of the Emotional Budgeting Workbook for free?


BloodSweat&Beers
East Carolina Fan
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
8639 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
No, but I love his work.

Here is how I got my copy.

Send a $50 Visa gift card with no return address to
PO Box 14485, Gainesville, FL 32604-2485


DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
The Cleanly South
Member since Jan 2014
18963 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
I always knew that Dan was a reptilian. He was destined for the UF job.

Sent. When should I expect my copy?


BloodSweat&Beers
East Carolina Fan
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
8639 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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I always knew that Dan was a reptilian. He was destined for the UF job.

Sent. When should I expect my copy?


9/26


DownSouthJukin
USA Fan
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Member since Jan 2014
18963 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
Will Dan hand deliver it?


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Miznoz
Missouri Fan
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2018
451 posts
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re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
Aside from this troll, there actually is a group of people that claim formations like these are giant tree stumps and that there's a conspiracy to cover them up.







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Wrenchruh
Middle Tennessee Fan
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2013 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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more of a @ValiantThor13 fan myself


I saw Valient Thor open for Mastodon and Baroness ten years ago.


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Lynxrufus2012
Kentucky Fan
Member since Mar 2020
960 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
It is a volcanic extrusion that protruded through sedimentary rock. That dude is out of his tree.


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Kentucker
Kentucky Fan
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
15895 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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The root system has been measured at 4 miles deep by 7 miles wide.




Trumansfangs
Missouri Fan
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
1926 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
The tower is made up of a rare igneous rock called phonolite porphyry. Geologists do not fully know how it formed and there are different theories on details here .

Nicholos Myers, Supervisory Park Ranger for the Devils Tower National Monument and part of the National Park Service (NPS) confirmed to Reuters via email that this claim is false. He said, “there is no evidence to support such a theory as a tree stump or petrified tree roots,” and directed people to an NPS list of formation theories, here .


Not a Tree


awestruck
Auburn Fan
Member since Jan 2015
6188 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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phonolite porphyry
Dang, so it's not 3,000,000,000 years old and cryptobiotic from Vaalbara?


bluedragon
Auburn Fan
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
917 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
Yeah and John Henry, with his mighty axe, chopped that sucker down with one even blow ...Oh wait, he was the coal miner. Sorry ...


Thracken13
Auburn Fan
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
11634 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
I got to visit it a year or so ago - it is such a beautiful area and very cool up close.


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Possumslayer
Tennessee Fan
Member since Jan 2018
5242 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
Paul Bunyan


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deltaland
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Mar 2011
57135 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
My first thought is a devils tower would be two guys banging a girl one from behind and the other getting a bj


gthog61
Georgia Tech Fan
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
61395 posts

re: Devils Tower is actually an ancient tree
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LOL. Imagine believing Reuters over an esteemed science guy on Twitter! Good luck to you, sir!



Imagine thinking Reuters is "esteemed" either.


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