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re: Afternoon Thread.... Tequila for early happy hour lunch edition!

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Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:44 pm to
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Playing tennis. I thought at first I'd slept on it wrong, but I could feel it when I was serving and it hasn't been the same since. I need to go to the doctor.


Yeah most definitely. Hopefully no tendon damage.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:45 pm to
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Even a ms paint picture of the leftovers is better than his actual plating


Gordon Ramsey, no one asked you.
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:46 pm to
Totally the beer
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:46 pm to
So, what'd I miss besides a bunch of diaper filled paintings?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:47 pm to
If I roll around on Tennis Balls, it helps a lot.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:48 pm to
I just did some vignettes in honor of the olden days. I wish Cutie was here so I could draw a picture of us getting massages.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:48 pm to
What's the story behind the nachos and coke? IDR.
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:48 pm to
I don't wear diapers dammit only my patients
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:49 pm to
It was when ACL called you nachos, or coke. I can't remember which one you were.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:50 pm to
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Gordon Ramsey, no one asked you.



This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:51 pm to
Who else knew it was Masturbation month?

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It all started, according Carol Queen, PhD, Good Vibrations staff sexologist and one of the originators of the National Masturbation Month concept, in 1995 when President Bill Clinton fired the Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders for what the far right seemingly considered crimes against humanity. Elders opined about masturbation being addressed in sex education curricula.


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The movement has since spawned such events as Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon, China's World AIDS Day Masturbation Contest, and since 2000, the Center for Sex and Culture's (CSC) annual masturbation event


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On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most Money Raised" will be handed out.

Enjoy!


LINK
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:51 pm to
I think you were his coke and I was his cheesy nachos.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:51 pm to
I got a little grossed out remembering the plate.
Posted by ACL11190
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:51 pm to
Oh jeez. I remember now...



I was confused about that too.
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:52 pm to
Man come on boy
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:52 pm to
I did, because I just saw an article talking about all of the health benefits of masturbation. I know nothing about a creamium.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:53 pm to
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I got a little grossed out remembering the plate.


Am I on chopped?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:53 pm to
I thought you were the coke. Because I remember thinking he was going to drink you.

ETA: But maybe I was thinking of the goo.
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:53 pm to


I had no idea. Was just looking through "strange news" for this month and that popped up. Pardon the pun.
Posted by ACL11190
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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:53 pm to
She's got this cheesy attitude about her and she has a lot of flavor so she's the nachos. She's not too soggy and not too crispy.


You're the coke because coke is good and I like coke.
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