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Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:23 pm to CatFan81
Screw you I've only molested females (of age)
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:23 pm to memphisplaya
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Oh that's right. The hand turkey was magilla.
Everyone wants to shake my hand
The LEFT hand.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:23 pm to Bellabama
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You ruined my next one in my series!
Well how can I make it up to you?
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What is a Charlie horse
Bad Leg cramp
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:24 pm to tduecen
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:24 pm to ACL11190
ACL!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:25 pm to CatFan81
DAMNIT why won't it work?
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:25 pm to Bellabama
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I think I tore a rotator cuff.
Doing what?
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:25 pm to CatFan81
I've had a decent haul the past 2 days
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:26 pm to tduecen
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I've had a decent haul the past 2 days
Of molesting females (of age)?
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:27 pm to memphisplaya
rubbing my lamp
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:28 pm to ACL11190
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rubbing my lamp
No one cares about your masturbation habits.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:28 pm to tduecen
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I've had a decent haul the past 2 days
Hopefully you used protection...no telling what they have.
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:29 pm to ACL11190
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rubbing my lamp
You're working her shoulder too much then.
You sure she wasn't pulling your lamp?
Usually injured in pulling or over the head according to the notes from my physical therapist. Anyone else's PT email them notes on different injuries and treatments periodically?
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:31 pm to CatFan81
alcohol
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:32 pm to tduecen
So you get them liquored up then molest them?
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:33 pm to CatFan81
I try... it makes me feel better when the job is finished because I can sleep better
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:33 pm to tduecen
When you wear boxers and pajama pants made out of the same material, it feels like you aren't wearing underwear.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:33 pm to memphisplaya
I actually had some shoulder pain myself a while back. Couldn't hardly do anything with it for about 5-6 months. Finally realized that rehab is important for a reason and it got better soon after.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:34 pm to tduecen
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