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re: A Little Bored Texas Manhood Waving
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:21 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:21 pm to KaiserSoze99
Y'all have a cute little state down there. Which one is it again?
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:33 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Took those the morning I was leaving, about 8am.
This post was edited on 9/28/16 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:37 pm to five_fivesix
Man, frick Alaska. I ain't trying to bend over polar bears
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:38 pm to KaiserSoze99
Puro Pinche Tejas!!!
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:43 pm to KaiserSoze99
Alaska is 2 1/2 times the size of Tejas. It's 3 times the size of Tejas when the tide goes out. It's actually larger than Texas, California and Montana combined. Alaska’s 586,412 square miles measure 2,400 miles east to west and 1,420 miles north to south.
Alaska
Northern most, Western most and Eastern most point in the USA
More miles of coastline than the rest of the USA combined
Alaska has 3.5 million lakes, 3,000 rivers, 16,000 sq. miles of glaciers, and more than 70 active volcanoes.
Alaska
Northern most, Western most and Eastern most point in the USA
More miles of coastline than the rest of the USA combined
Alaska has 3.5 million lakes, 3,000 rivers, 16,000 sq. miles of glaciers, and more than 70 active volcanoes.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:48 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:54 pm to kywildcatfanone
Posted on 9/28/16 at 12:59 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Austin is a great city, but it always gets way more credit than it deserves. You should visit San Antonio and Fort Worth.
It was just a failed troll post. I actually LOVE Ft Worth. One of my favorite US cities. Haven't been to San Antonio in years, and Houston is okay.
HATE Dallas.
And it's been since 99 that I've been to Austin. It was a fun city then.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:01 pm to KaiserSoze99
Afghanistan was a big place and barren like Texas. People were less annoying though.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:04 pm to The Spleen
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it's been since 99 that I've been to Austin. It was a fun city then.
It's changed a lot since then. Good or bad depends on your perspective, I guess.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:09 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Hell, Houston and Dallas are cooler cities than Austin. You probably just like the fake hippie weirdo element.
I liked Austin way better than Dallas, but to be fair, I was in Austin for ACL. I was destined to have a killer time. In Dallas I was just sort of doing whatever with an ex-gf who I hated, so the memory is tainted.
Any of you guys ever been to the panhandle? I have a lot of family there and used to visit quite often. It's maybe the most irredeemable place on the planet. It seriously looks like real life Mad Max.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:17 pm to VagueMessage
I'm from the southern tip of the panhandle.
San Angelo and Abilene are the last bits of green before you go west or north.
San Angelo and Abilene are the last bits of green before you go west or north.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 1:18 pm to The Spleen
Dallas sucks they don't even let you get booze after 1 am or some shite
Posted on 9/28/16 at 2:25 pm to Sneaky__Sally
North Dakota is much classier. Plus it has better ice fishing.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:10 pm to KaiserSoze99
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to Lexington -- 972 miles
to Columbia, SC -- 1096 miles
So SC is the cock of the SEC and UK is the balls?
Everybody else is just somewhere else?
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:58 pm to KaiserSoze99
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About driving across Texas, it is said:
"I mistakenly ventured west of I-35. What a godforsaken wasteland."
FIFY
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:20 pm to KaiserSoze99
There would be no Texas without Tennessee... just remember that ...
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:44 pm to Luke
So it's their fault!
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:46 pm to KaiserSoze99
Can't hate on Texas. They have balls and do wtf they want, I respect that.
Also they have the second best flag in the union.
Also they have the second best flag in the union.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:46 pm to LewDawg
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I ain't trying to bend over polar bears
Polar bear pussy is mighty cold but they love you long time.
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