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Tennessee is back . . . and so are the jokes.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:13 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:13 am
I freakin' hate orange, but mostly I hate the fudge out of those hillbilly muther smackin', sister-frackers to the north. Auburn has a certain amount of understandable dislike, but Tennessee can eat a jar of peckers. Well, they may do that already or enjoy it so much that it becomes a habit . . . so, how about a jar of balls? A big ole jar of pickled bear balls would be perfect for them. They can wash it down with that cow piss they call moonshine.
Anywho, here are the jokes . . .
• How can you tell if a SEC Rant UT football fan is married? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his truck
• What does a UT girl say after having sex? “Gits off me daddy yer mashin’ my cigarettes!”
• Why did the Tennessee fan marry the cow? He had to.
• Did you hear that Tennessee has found a new use for sheep? Yeah … wool!
• An Alabama fan and a Vols fan were walking on a wooded trail on a nice autumn day. The Alabama looked down and warned, “Look out for that dead bird.” The UT fan looked up and asked, “Where?”
And finally . . . the video that sums up how most Bama fans feel: I hate Tennessee
By the way, I hate Tennessee. Feel free to share your hate (or jokes).
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 6:21 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:17 am to Bham4Tide
Didn't read any of that shite
Posted on 10/15/18 at 6:36 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Can’t read any of that shite
FTFY
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:19 am to TheTideMustRoll
Alabama fans talking shite about reading ability is hilarious
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:25 am to Bham4Tide
One team is good af football and the other is not.. that is really the only difference. Throw all that other shite out the window because besides that y’all are both trashy/redneck as frick
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:26 am to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:still better than anything from Lousyana.
both trashy/redneck as frick
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:27 am to Bham4Tide
I sure am glad they won!
1. Because they beat Auburn.
2. Because now Bama won't pitty them this week and we'll have some good ol fashioned smack talk.
1. Because they beat Auburn.
2. Because now Bama won't pitty them this week and we'll have some good ol fashioned smack talk.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 7:28 am
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:40 am to Bham4Tide
ITT fat inbred southern schools making fun of fat inbred southern schools
-fan of a fat inbred southern school
-fan of a fat inbred southern school
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:49 am to CNB
Wait, don't they buttfrick themselves with funnel's?
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:52 am to CNB
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fat inbred southern schools making fun of fat inbred southern schools
Who you callin’ inbred?
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:55 am to Bham4Tide
A Bama fan making fun of someone’s teeth huh?
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:21 am to Solo Cam
He’s from Florida.
Look at them now . . . they straight as frack with that Bama-to-NFL $$!
Look at them now . . . they straight as frack with that Bama-to-NFL $$!
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:30 am to TT9
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Wait, don't they buttfrick themselves with funnel's?
That was one time and Brett Kavanaugh was guest lecturing the Pikes on how to boof.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 10:49 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Was that Tenner’s Super Bowl win over Auburn? Will they have a let down vs Bama?
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