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re: Harry Rex Vonner: Savior of wayward tRant posters who've fallen on hard times
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:46 pm to MoarKilometers
Posted on 6/17/21 at 2:46 pm to MoarKilometers
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When did e-blowing secrant posters become an SEC sport?
Sacrilege!!!
How dare you!!!
Confess thou sins Sunday. Ask HRV for mercy. You’ve been warned.
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 3:02 pm to MullenBoys
Another wayward soul begging for HRVs intervention, if only he knew it.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 3:16 pm to paperwasp
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ridden his bicycle downtown.
To pick up the Ladies
Posted on 6/17/21 at 3:45 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
HRV has saved a many men, and pleasured many women.
This board doesn't do enough to promote his greatness, IMHO of course.
This board doesn't do enough to promote his greatness, IMHO of course.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 3:48 pm to colbycovington
HRV knows Illuminati.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:16 pm to colbycovington
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HRV has saved a many men, and pleasured many women.
HRV was the original “International Man of Mystery” for Dos Equis but the film crew refused to be in his presence stating they were not worthy.
Much has been said about HRV, many believe he is immortal and not from this earth. Perhaps he came here to teach us and guide us.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:20 pm to MullenBoys
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HRV was the original “International Man of Mystery” for Dos Equis
He should change his occupation to "most interesting man in the rant."
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:28 pm to MullenBoys
I had HRV’s child and we’ve never even met. He impregnated me with his effervescently alluring keystrokes.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
Makes tOffseason more interesting.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:36 pm to piggilicious
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I had HRV’s child and we’ve never even met. He impregnated me with his effervescently alluring keystrokes.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:43 pm to piggilicious
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I had HRV’s child and we’ve never even met. He impregnated me with his effervescently alluring keystrokes.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 4:53 pm to piggilicious
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I had HRV’s child and we’ve never even met. He impregnated me with his effervescently alluring keystrokes.
Im dying laughing rn
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:22 pm to KingOrange
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To pick up the Ladies
did I tell that story??!!
recently I mean...
it was a good time, she was a doll
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:23 pm to Rzrbackguy
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HRV knows Illuminati.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rzrbackguy, THE Illuminati...
Do not frick with this guy
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:26 pm to piggilicious
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piggilicious
I love you baby girl
:bow: :bow: 
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
HRV is a gimp and a douchebag.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 5:38 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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did I tell that story??!! recently I mean...
Yes and Yes
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:56 pm to Drydock
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HRV: Rantard savant. Healer of Heels, adjudicator of Alters, guardian of Gravy.
Is it ok to have a couple of drinks before your power walk in the evening?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:44 pm to Rohan Gravy
Getting to be a necessity.
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