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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Posted on 7/18/20 at 6:47 pm to 5Wide
Posted on 7/18/20 at 6:47 pm to 5Wide
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
This mf mad... He real mad!!
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Posted on 7/18/20 at 7:11 pm to forestwhitackersgood
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
This mf mad... He real mad!!
Their whole university can get fricked, maybe the families care about football and not trouncing around with pussy hats on. That university lost all respect with me when they let the cali mindset dictate the entire town and university.
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:48 pm to themicah85
Can't wait to play for #CocksNotGlocks U
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:12 pm to jatebe
My favorite one I read from surlyhorns this morning:
"frick you, Tommy. Have fun playing for national championships and getting drafted in the first or second round"
"frick you, Tommy. Have fun playing for national championships and getting drafted in the first or second round"
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:16 pm to Lsupimp
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Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,
There are certain factions of surlyhorns that don't take themselves too seriously and roll with the punches. But basically none of those people are on the football board lol. That place is a shitshow
I must say, it's almost a weird sense pride that every time we're a featured team on "meltdown time", RBR always has to go out of their way to warn the reader about bad language haha
Posted on 7/24/20 at 2:14 pm to jatebe
Couldn’t happen to a better fan base.
Posted on 7/25/20 at 8:58 am to Reservoir dawg
Holy shite 
The melt is glorious
The melt is glorious
Posted on 7/26/20 at 2:09 am to jatebe
Has RBR ever made one of these for the 2019 LSU game?
Posted on 7/26/20 at 9:48 am to wadewilson
I don't know but I bet it would be comedy gold. That was epic.
Posted on 7/26/20 at 4:34 pm to wadewilson
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Has RBR ever made one of these for the 2019 LSU game?
I doubt it, but they probably made them for the 8 Bama wins in a row vs LSU leading up to LSU's 2019 win.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:18 pm to Lsupimp
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Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,
They act very entitled for a team with a good but not great history. Texas fans act as if their program was Alabama/Notre Dame level in terms of historical relevance. This leads to lame excuses, insane melts, and generally acting like spoiled children who go nuts at the first taste of reality.
Posted on 7/27/20 at 9:08 pm to BornAndRaised_LA
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Damn. LSU fans might get a little upset when Louisiana kids head elsewhere, but we’re nothing like that. The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.
This made me lol
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