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Missouri State to the SEC?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:05 pm
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Look, I know Missouri isn't southern. But let's make the best of a bad situation. Kick out Missouri and take their southern brothers. They recruit on the same level, facilities are largely identical, academics are roughly equivalent.
Springfield is a better town than Columbia with more history. Missouri State has actually won some conference championships.as we know, baseball is not comparable, as Missouri is total dog shite at America's pasttime
*Note they are far enough south to grow grass
It will give us a more regional Ozarks rival, instead of bussing us to the flatlands of the midwest to freeze our arses off
The argument that made sense for Missouri makes sense for Mo State too: we don't want them, they aren't a fit, and they'll never compete, but need even numbers. So let's take a third rate athletic program in a state that doesn't care about college sports to try and get some eyeballs in the big cities there.
You know there's something to it...check their board and note how afraid Missouri posters are of this very real possibility
At long last, I admit additional conference expansion is inevitable. The powers that be are simply hellbent to continue dilute the SEC in pursuit of $$$. So let's right a wrong and get MSU in (and perhaps more importantly, Missouri out)
I speak on behalf of all Arkansas posters as I cast our inaugural expansion team vote wholeheartedly in favor of swapping Missouri State for Mizzou!!
Look, I know Missouri isn't southern. But let's make the best of a bad situation. Kick out Missouri and take their southern brothers. They recruit on the same level, facilities are largely identical, academics are roughly equivalent.

Springfield is a better town than Columbia with more history. Missouri State has actually won some conference championships.as we know, baseball is not comparable, as Missouri is total dog shite at America's pasttime

*Note they are far enough south to grow grass
It will give us a more regional Ozarks rival, instead of bussing us to the flatlands of the midwest to freeze our arses off
The argument that made sense for Missouri makes sense for Mo State too: we don't want them, they aren't a fit, and they'll never compete, but need even numbers. So let's take a third rate athletic program in a state that doesn't care about college sports to try and get some eyeballs in the big cities there.

You know there's something to it...check their board and note how afraid Missouri posters are of this very real possibility

At long last, I admit additional conference expansion is inevitable. The powers that be are simply hellbent to continue dilute the SEC in pursuit of $$$. So let's right a wrong and get MSU in (and perhaps more importantly, Missouri out)
I speak on behalf of all Arkansas posters as I cast our inaugural expansion team vote wholeheartedly in favor of swapping Missouri State for Mizzou!!
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:07 pm to Porker Face
I’m would be for it, but I think we’ve reached our limit of team with maroon-ish team colors.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:13 pm to STLDawg

If it would help with visual identity, I think we can insist they wear the jerseys on the left for all baseball games
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:14 pm to STLDawg
Can’t take anymore red teams. And even though this doesn’t apply to them, no more bulldogs or tigers.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:24 pm to Porker Face
5 in a row in football does this to a person…
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:28 pm to Porker Face
Petrino is a far better coach than Drink and their basketball and baseball programs are definitely superior to Missouri. Seems like it could work.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:44 pm to TheCheshireHog
Petrino is a human piece of shite
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:45 pm to Porker Face
That's a bigger and better stadium than Mizzou's
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:47 pm to Porker Face
Springfield is also home to French’s. Tennessee would be all in!
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:48 pm to Porker Face
Is that a dress, second from right?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:58 pm to Porker Face
they're already stout in basketball and baseball
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:00 pm to UKWildcats
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Petrino is a human piece of shite
you have the corporate media's dick down your throat
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
And Springfield/Branson > Columbia.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:07 pm to Porker Face
I can understand why you’d prefer them, Arkansas might actually beat them once in awhile.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:13 pm to Porker Face
They couldn’t be any worse considering Mizzou is at the bottom of the SEC in all 3 sports
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:34 pm to STLDawg
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I’m would be for it, but I think we’ve reached our limit of team with maroon-ish team colors.
Which makes me glad that Georgia's shade of red (a rich, bright red) is unique in the SEC.
Official shade of red colors:
Alabama = Crimson
Arkansas = Cardinal
Mississippi State = Maroon
Ole Miss = Cardinal
Oklahoma = Crimson
South Carolina = Garnet
Texas A&M = Maroon
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:40 pm to Porker Face
The recruiting joke isn’t even funny… say they play the same, or both suck, but come on technically mo state recruits more like Arkansas
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:48 pm to Porker Face
I'm onboard. Mississippi State gets relegated from their MSU title. Now belongs to Missouri State
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:52 pm to Porker Face
Hell yeah. I fully endorse this. I’ll post more after I’ve had more to drink and marinate in this excellent post.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:55 pm to Porker Face
That’s a good pound for pound stadium.
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