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re: Georgia-Florida Cocktail Party Official Smack Talk Thread

Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by rebelrouser
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:44 pm to
Its one of the most overrated events in America, and it really shows this year. How's that for smack talk?
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12846 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:45 pm to
Georgia

Won 3 of last 4
Won 6 of last 10
52-44-2 overall
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:47 pm to
Georgia

Lost 40 of the last 40 national championship.


Why do UGA grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces.

Why aren't UGA cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
They stick to the ground.



This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 5:53 pm
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:56 pm to
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Lost 40 of the last 40 national championship.



Glad that’s more important to you than Floridas record vs Georgia
Posted by Gator Fever
Member since Sep 2021
1553 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 5:56 pm to
Gator caught Bulldog
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 5:58 pm
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:00 pm to
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 6:02 pm
Posted by GaryGator
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Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:05 pm to
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Glad that’s more important to you than Floridas record vs Georgia
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Sorry, I don't give a shite who won in the 1930's and 40's.

I do know that in mine and your lifetimes, UF has probably beaten UGA more times than not.

I've personally witnessed UF win 3 national championships. And you have witnessed zero UGA championships..... Unless you're currently collecting social security.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 6:18 pm
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:16 pm to
That's horrible. You can do better than that.

Oh that's right, you're from Georgia. You probably can't.

Why did God make Georgia fans stink?
So,the blind can hate them too.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 6:18 pm
Posted by Go Go Gata
Member since Oct 2016
2207 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Its one of the most overrated events in America, and it really shows this year. How's that for smack talk?

Jealousy
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:22 pm to
How do you castrate a Georgia Bulldogs fan?
Kick his sister in the chin

This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 7:03 pm
Posted by GaryGator
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Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:25 pm to
A Tennessee fan and a Georgia Bulldogs fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Tennessee fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Tennessee fan said "We Vols never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out, runs over and fricks the sheep.

Then he says to the Georgia fan, "Your turn"... The UGA fan opens the door of the truck. Runs over quickly while unbuckling his overalls. And then bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 7:50 pm
Posted by dhuck20
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12846 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

I've personally witnessed UF win 3 national championships. And you have witnessed zero UGA championships..... Unless you're currently collecting social security.



So you admit Georgia’s lack of national championships is more important to you than actually beating Georgia?
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

So you admit Georgia’s lack of national championships is more important to you than actually beating Georgia?
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As I stated before, and you ignored it. I guarantee you that UF has beaten UGA more times than not in your lifetime.


Isn't that the ultimate goal, and purpose of every college football team, to win a National championship? I can't believe some of you mouth breathing, fat arse, dumb UGA fans.

And you failed to answer my question. How many National championships have you personally witnessed UGA WIN? Answer the question, dipshit.


This you?


This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 7:43 pm
Posted by GruvenDawg
Member since Jul 2018
893 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:44 pm to
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Not bad


Dammit, why do I have to be out and have my phone only today. Sucks trying to post Gif’s and memes on the rant without a computer
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27326 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

So you admit Georgia’s lack of national championships is more important to you than actually beating Georgia?



And the same can be said of almost every UT and AU fans.

They are obsessed with our NC count and beating us is secondary

It's so very odd.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
20469 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:49 pm to
Gary doesn’t watch or cheer for UF unless they’re in the NC picture.

So, why you on this board with 4-5 losses staring UF in the face? To brag that 1980<2008 until you can live with the 4 TD loss your gonna get your arse handed Saturday?

I’m WITNESSING my UGA team be 3 possession favorites over your toothless Gators as the number 1 team in the land. And I’ll take that over some dusty trophy from 13 years ago.

Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:53 pm to
I understand your frustrations. Having never seen your team win a national championship. It's gotta be tough.
But at least you had fun that day you stuck your head in the fence.
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6398 posts
Posted on 10/28/21 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I’m WITNESSING my UGA team be 3 possession favorites over your toothless Gators as the number 1 team in the land. And I’ll take that over some dusty trophy from 13 years ago.
.

Let me get this straight, you'd rather be a 14.5 point favorite over UF, Than have won a national championship? You really are a moron.


This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 8:01 pm
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