The Balkanization of the SEC Proxy War Allies and Axis’s (plural) of Evil

Highlighted by Aggy/Gump Lovefest Week :puke: :vomit:



Anyway, one thing that warms my heart is the new/old/relearned love between Arkansas and Georgia. I remember us beating Georgia in the ’76 (’77?) Cotton Bowl, and I was in attendance at the Liberty Bowl in ’87 when Georgia beat us. Never bad blood though. Always love.

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very very, extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can



We don’t need LSU as friends anymore and Rohan Gravy is not to be harmed as he is my personal exception to the rule, since he is my LSU alter and excellent friend

The reason for the split between Arkansas and LSU being proxy war allies is very simple.

LSU began dickriding Texas. Almost as bad as Aggy dickrides Gump.

My old self would be cursing in this post by now, but I’ve learned to stay calm and put away foolish pride and cussing, partly because of the aforementioned old and new-again loving relationship with Georgia, and mostly because I'm trying to once again read my Bible every day

So here are how the new Balkanized SEC Proxy Wars break down as I see it this morning:

The Allies

Arkansas
Georgia
Mississippi State
Auburn – I’m proud of this day that we can once again be allies with Auburn
South Carolina

Other “Allies” or whatever

Florida
Florida’s daddy Kentucky
Vanderbilt – woke lefties belong with Florida
Tennessee – with Florida, because the Florida game is what makes Tennessee semi-relevant. Tennessee even faxes their gameplans to Florida.





Axis of Evil I
LSU – waiting for their new boyfriends Texas
Nobody else wants to be associated with either of these fuc…..douchebags




Axis of Evil II

Aggy
Aggy’s boyfriend Bama – Herman Frisco is not to be harmed
Ole Miss – always secretly wishing they were Bama - dang Jukin



Axis of Dumbass I

Mizzou – waiting to dickride Oklahoma and feel like they belong a little bit more by said dickriding, and OU is like “who are you again?” As if we give a rats arse what OU thinks, IF IN FACT THEY ARE EVER ACTUALLY ADMITTED, because as everyone knows, Oklahoma had long avoided playing Arkansas because they were scared. Three hours away, and nah, we don’t want to play Arkansas. Vaginas!