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OK so let's get some thangs straight Texas and Oklahoma
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:50 pm
This appears to be a done deal so allow me to welcome all the TX & OU fans to tRant. We are going to have some things you need to know/do/learn in order for yours and our experience to be the most pleasant possible for all parties.
1) When speaking to fans of other conferences, always be sure to include, "Not SEC, don't care!"
2) Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout. Florida and Georgia welcome the 2nd best neutral site game to the conference.
3) Clear the a-hole bums off of 6th street for game weeks. I don't care if you fence them in under I-35, just make them disappear until Sunday evening. (for Texas only)
4) When posting OTR please be sure to include pics when speaking of the fairer sex. You will be reminded of this one.
5) And finally, we are going to need you to work on your S-E-C chant every time you win a Big 12 game going forward. We need it loud and proud and preferable between the time the game is at hand and before the final buzzer.
Rant OG's please feel free to add/correct this list at any time.
Welcome Oklahoma and Texas! I have a feeling you will fit right in.
1) When speaking to fans of other conferences, always be sure to include, "Not SEC, don't care!"
2) Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout. Florida and Georgia welcome the 2nd best neutral site game to the conference.
3) Clear the a-hole bums off of 6th street for game weeks. I don't care if you fence them in under I-35, just make them disappear until Sunday evening. (for Texas only)
4) When posting OTR please be sure to include pics when speaking of the fairer sex. You will be reminded of this one.
5) And finally, we are going to need you to work on your S-E-C chant every time you win a Big 12 game going forward. We need it loud and proud and preferable between the time the game is at hand and before the final buzzer.
Rant OG's please feel free to add/correct this list at any time.
Welcome Oklahoma and Texas! I have a feeling you will fit right in.
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Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:51 pm to bigDgator
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:52 pm to bigDgator
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Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout
Seriously.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:52 pm to bigDgator
For texas: sit down, shut up, keep your hands where we can see them, and enjoy the ride.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:52 pm to bigDgator
And it is still safe to say "frick A&M".
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:53 pm to ShinerHorns
And please stop posting so many shitty threads. We don't really care about your tiff with A&M.
And remember that OU fans are more welcome here than Texas fans.
And remember that OU fans are more welcome here than Texas fans.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:53 pm to Drydock
Not sure they will enjoy it as frequently as the believe.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:54 pm to bigDgator
quote:
This appears to be a done deal so allow me to welcome all the TX & OU fans to tRant. We are going to have some things you need to know/do/learn in order for yours and our experience to be the most pleasant possible for all parties.
1) When speaking to fans of other conferences, always be sure to include, "Not SEC, don't care!"
2) Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout. Florida and Georgia welcome the 2nd best neutral site game to the conference.
3) Clear the a-hole bums off of 6th street for game weeks. I don't care if you fence them in under I-35, just make them disappear until Sunday evening. (for Texas only)
4) When posting OTR please be sure to include pics when speaking of the fairer sex. You will be reminded of this one.
5) And finally, we are going to need you to work on your S-E-C chant every time you win a Big 12 game going forward. We need it loud and proud and preferable between the time the game is at hand and before the final buzzer.
Rant OG's please feel free to add/correct this list at any time.
Welcome Oklahoma and Texas! I have a feeling you will fit right in.
and when in need up upvotes, simply end your post with "frick Auburn". Works every time.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 12:57 pm to bigDgator
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2) Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout. Florida and Georgia welcome the 2nd best neutral site game to the conference.
It’s the Texas OU game..
or the OU Texas game if you are a sooner..
That other bullshite is for TV..
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5) And finally, we are going to need you to work on your S-E-C chant every time you win a Big 12 game going forward. We need it loud and proud and preferable between the time the game is at hand and before the final buzzer.
Only when we beat Aggie.. then it will be fricking loud & proud.. and it will be glorious.. otherwise, it’s not going to happen.
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4) When posting OTR please be sure to include pics when speaking of the fairer sex. You will be reminded of this one.
EDIT: frick Auburn!
This post was edited on 7/25/21 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:01 pm to BigBro
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:04 pm to viceman
Her user name is 3rd Coast. Already claimed her 
ETA: LINK
ETA2: User profile - 3rd Coast
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ETA2: User profile - 3rd Coast
This post was edited on 7/25/21 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:06 pm to Wolfhound45
Other than the odd stain on her top, not a bad first effort.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:07 pm to viceman
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This post was edited on 9/9/22 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:09 pm to TouchDownSEC
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You've obviously never been to austin. That's a dude.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:11 pm to bigDgator
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2) Change Red River Rivalry back to the Red River Shootout. Florida and Georgia welcome the 2nd best neutral site game to the conference.
Shouldn't UF fans look themselves in the mirror and bring back the cocktail party which is no longer the name of their game with UGA. Pot meet Kettle
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:12 pm to viceman
quote:You are going to trust an Aggie on this?
viceman
Come on my baw.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:16 pm to Buckeye06
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Shouldn't UF fans look themselves in the mirror and bring back the cocktail party which is no longer the name of their game with UGA. Pot meet Kettle
You should probably sit this one out buddy. Your knickers are showing.
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:17 pm to Wolfhound45
He provided the perfect setting for a rarely used gif of mine. 
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:25 pm to BigBro
Just like the sips to claim a Canadian Hollywood actress as their own. For those not in the know, this is Elisha Cuthbert.
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What, whorns, you ran out of pretty UT fans? I guess they’re all following the Aggies now. I’m sure you can do better, though. Try harder.
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What, whorns, you ran out of pretty UT fans? I guess they’re all following the Aggies now. I’m sure you can do better, though. Try harder.
This post was edited on 7/25/21 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 7/25/21 at 1:28 pm to viceman
quote:Excellent point.
He provided the perfect setting for a rarely used gif of mine.
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