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Cutty Sark and Goldfanger sinking like turds in a Punch Bowl
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:04 am
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:04 am
Steve “Cutty Sark” Sarkisian was smart and went and got heart surgery on Bama’s nickel before Sabah runs him off. Kudos to Cutty!
Pete “Goldfanger” Golding went to the Wizard of Oz for some “Courage to face fan base abuse” in 2020.
Comments Heard last year in Gump forums included:
•This team is trash...Can we just fire the whole Def coaching staff special teams and Sark and start over because this is fricking embarrassing
•This is the most pathetic coaching we have had
•See y'all next year. Hopefully Golding is gone. At least Tua will be.
•This is the most pathetic coaching we have had
•Yep. I think this offseason is Saban's last shot to get the coordinators right. If he makes lazy hires like Sark again, or God forbid keeps these fricking losers, then he won't even compete for a championship again must less win one.
•The defense has it's issues but with that said Sark has done a terrible job of play calling. Terrible.
•Maybe Nick needs to spend less time making Aflac commercials and more time coaching, recruiting, and hiring competent staff.
•Steve Sarkisian is a living, breathing, walking, talking cancer.
The Gump Fans have spoken!
Truth will set you free
That being covered, let’s have some realistic expectations for the 2020 Season.
I’m going on a limb here. I’ll use Phil Steele as a Paul Finebaumesque Barometer
Steele picked Gumps No 1 in 2019 — They were overrated at # 8 at the end and he missed it by 7
Steele picked the Gumps # 3 in 2020 and the Crimson Kool-Aid Chuggers figured out in a general consensus that “Looks about right”
We’ll add the Phil Steele Factor now!
Calculation: 3 (+7) = 10
Dare we use a Finebaum Factor (+9)
Calculation: ALWAYS 1 (+9) = 10
Solution: Like Notre Dame, the Gumps are now annually overrated and should be 10th at end of season, using either the Steele or the Finebaum Factor
Cutty Sark and Goldfanger seek your continued support and ask you the Gump Fans to be polite in your Forum Evaluations because in today’s political climate, it’s nearly impossible to coach selfish me-firster MERCs
Added:
We would like to hear from the rest of the SEC!
Projections for a Gump finish in 2020?
Projections for a Gump coaching change after 2020?
Pete “Goldfanger” Golding went to the Wizard of Oz for some “Courage to face fan base abuse” in 2020.
Comments Heard last year in Gump forums included:
•This team is trash...Can we just fire the whole Def coaching staff special teams and Sark and start over because this is fricking embarrassing
•This is the most pathetic coaching we have had
•See y'all next year. Hopefully Golding is gone. At least Tua will be.
•This is the most pathetic coaching we have had
•Yep. I think this offseason is Saban's last shot to get the coordinators right. If he makes lazy hires like Sark again, or God forbid keeps these fricking losers, then he won't even compete for a championship again must less win one.
•The defense has it's issues but with that said Sark has done a terrible job of play calling. Terrible.
•Maybe Nick needs to spend less time making Aflac commercials and more time coaching, recruiting, and hiring competent staff.
•Steve Sarkisian is a living, breathing, walking, talking cancer.
The Gump Fans have spoken!
Truth will set you free
That being covered, let’s have some realistic expectations for the 2020 Season.
I’m going on a limb here. I’ll use Phil Steele as a Paul Finebaumesque Barometer
Steele picked Gumps No 1 in 2019 — They were overrated at # 8 at the end and he missed it by 7
Steele picked the Gumps # 3 in 2020 and the Crimson Kool-Aid Chuggers figured out in a general consensus that “Looks about right”
We’ll add the Phil Steele Factor now!
Calculation: 3 (+7) = 10
Dare we use a Finebaum Factor (+9)
Calculation: ALWAYS 1 (+9) = 10
Solution: Like Notre Dame, the Gumps are now annually overrated and should be 10th at end of season, using either the Steele or the Finebaum Factor
Cutty Sark and Goldfanger seek your continued support and ask you the Gump Fans to be polite in your Forum Evaluations because in today’s political climate, it’s nearly impossible to coach selfish me-firster MERCs
Added:
We would like to hear from the rest of the SEC!
Projections for a Gump finish in 2020?
Projections for a Gump coaching change after 2020?
This post was edited on 7/20/20 at 11:05 am
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Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:06 am to PokeyTiger
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:07 am to PokeyTiger
What is their issue with Sark? He put up like 40 damn points a game, even when they were playing the backup QB.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:08 am to PokeyTiger
You must be off your Seroquel.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:09 am to 3down10
Bammers: "Stop talking about 2019."
Also Bammers: "Stop talking about us and talk about 2019."
Also Bammers: "Stop talking about us and talk about 2019."
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:10 am to rtr1985
quote:
You must be off your Seroquel.
Send a picture of her! I do quite a few milfs!
Oh, she’s not your mommy huh — my bad
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:11 am to PokeyTiger
PokeyTiger says hello to all
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:12 am to 3down10
Kudos — This one is gonna go to 500 or my name isn’t Chuckles Turner
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:13 am to themicah85
quote:
What is their issue with Sark?
There isn't one
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:14 am to Jim Sweet
Sweet you look a little Downsy —
Thanks for Stopping by and waving!
God Bless your little Orange LSU Tiger Stomped Heart
Thanks for Stopping by and waving!
God Bless your little Orange LSU Tiger Stomped Heart
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:17 am to 3down10
C’mon Jasper!
Which turd gets yanked outta the punch bowl first? Cutty Sark or Goldfanger?
Or both?
Which turd gets yanked outta the punch bowl first? Cutty Sark or Goldfanger?
Or both?
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:18 am to Jim Sweet
Give us a Clemson perspective Sweet!
Simple Question
Which turd gets yanked outta the punch bowl first? Cutty Sark or Goldfanger?
Or both?
Simple Question
Which turd gets yanked outta the punch bowl first? Cutty Sark or Goldfanger?
Or both?
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:23 am to themicah85
quote:
What is their issue with Sark? He put up like 40 damn points a game, even when they were playing the backup QB.
Mike Locksley is a terrible playcaller and put up 600 yards on that arse in Death Valley. They are jealous of teams that aren’t completely reliant on a one off passing coordinator to field a good offense
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:33 am to themicah85
Hope he sticks around !
Dabo does too!
Dabo does too!
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:34 am to PokeyTiger
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PokeyTiger
Your obsession with Bama is a bad look.
Let it go.
We won last year, it should be a good game if we get to play this year.
Let it go.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:37 am to Glorious
Always with the history —
New Off & New Dee in 2020
Pelini doesn’t yield big numbers!
New Off & New Dee in 2020
Pelini doesn’t yield big numbers!
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:15 pm to PokeyTiger
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Pete “Goldfanger” Golding went to the Wizard of Oz for some “Courage to face fan base abuse” in 2020.
You're getting better ole baw. I lol'd.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:24 pm to SidewalkTiger
quote:
Bammers: "Stop talking about 2019."
You have to actually START talking about 2019 before someone will ask you to stop.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:29 pm to Ash Williams
He can’t. He’s like a child fixated on being the center of attention. I guess that’s what trolls do. I call him little one.
Posted on 7/20/20 at 12:34 pm to Ash Williams
Who knows, maybe his mama drop him on his head a few times to many.
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