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So being a Bama fan I'm not sure how to melt

Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
18121 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:37 pm
Being a Bama fan I dont have much experience melting. You know because Bama wins so much there hasn't been a reason to melt. Can anyone suggest which team's fans I should ask on how to melt? Also after melting what do we do next?
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24660 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:39 pm to
You frickers disappeared for weeks after 44-16 last year. Just repeat that.
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
7989 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:43 pm to
You must be really young then.
Posted by neauxlaa
Member since Oct 2018
938 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Bama wins so much there hasn't been a reason to melt
This right here tells me you are a bandwagon fan and haven't followed them in their darker years.

Nice job. When are you hopping off the bandwagon?
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73654 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:45 pm to
"I'm not melting!"

Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:49 pm to
Solid melt
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49498 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:56 pm to
This is a great melt! You're doing just fine.
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
7989 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 3:56 pm to
One game over . 500 since the year 2000 with an 8-0 run tells me inbreds have short memories if they’ve forgotten their puddin pop days
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
41085 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:00 pm to
You don’t watch Bama basketball or baseball?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35936 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by secfan1976
Member since Sep 2019
176 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:05 pm to
Bama sucked so bad before Saban their fans were non existent! Don’t act like A1bama has always won so much.
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16236 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:20 pm to
Looks like you're off to a good start.

The old "ha, I'm not melting. Look at me everyone, I'm not melting!" routine.

A classic melt.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59915 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:28 pm to
The melt when you dont even know you melt


May be the best melt of them all
Posted by Dudebro2
San Diego
Member since Dec 2011
8967 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:48 pm to
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BFANLC


Here let me help you with that since we are all friends in here.

So pull up your 2019 schedule and look at your wins and losses for about 5 mins, then go over to the SEC West standings and look at it for 5mins and then lastly go look at what Bowl Game you are playing in and it’s importance in the pecking order of Bowl games for 5mins.

After you do that, I am pretty sure the rest will come to you rather quickly, I would also recommend that prior to doing the above to a run to the liquor store and stock up, because after looking at that for ya, you’re gonna need some Tequila! lol
Posted by Yippie_Ky_yae
Member since Jun 2019
3830 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 4:51 pm to
Your just like Greenland, you’ll be melting a long time.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10302 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:01 pm to
Just think Mike Shula 2006
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4204 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:04 pm to
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anything you post will be considered a melt. go for it
Posted by hophead
Member since Nov 2007
1976 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:23 pm to
You're doing fine. Took you a month to come up with this
Posted by 337Tigah
Premium Access
Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 7:37 pm to
This A1abana melt will remain in perpetuity.
Posted by Fat Bastard
coach, investor, gambler
Member since Mar 2009
73773 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Can anyone suggest which team's fans I should ask on how to melt?


just ask antibarner here

mfer has melted so much it caused a tsunami

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