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Alabama fans are wonderful
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:40 am
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:40 am
For you all who don’t live in the state of Alabama, you have no idea how bad they squirm and melt when they lose. The day Saban leaves and Bama goes back to losing 3+ games, you’ll see more glorious melts on a weekly basis than this site has seen as a whole in the last decade.
According to local radio, Alabama has a hard time winning the Iron Bowl because it’s Auburn’s super bowl. It’s THE game for Auburn because when Auburn wins the Iron Bowl, it usually means they’ve put together a championship caliber team (this year being an anomaly of course). Never mind the fact that Auburn is 18-19 in the last 37 Iron Bowls. Auburn only wins when they are winning the championship.
Alabama just sees it as the next game on the schedule, so it’s just a big challenge for Alabama players, coaches, and fans to see this game for how important it is. “Alabama throughout history is thinking more about the national championship at this point in the season, so it’s easy for Auburn to sneak up on them time to time.”
Also, Saban is washed up and “stupid.” Not sure if he should be the coach going forward if he can’t instill “Alabama” discipline. A caller literally called him stupid for throwing the ball to Najee Harris instead of running it.
I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow to hear about how Alabama fans weren’t really watching. “Why do y’all care so much about football?” Doesn’t really matter.
Wonderful, gracious losers.
According to local radio, Alabama has a hard time winning the Iron Bowl because it’s Auburn’s super bowl. It’s THE game for Auburn because when Auburn wins the Iron Bowl, it usually means they’ve put together a championship caliber team (this year being an anomaly of course). Never mind the fact that Auburn is 18-19 in the last 37 Iron Bowls. Auburn only wins when they are winning the championship.
Alabama just sees it as the next game on the schedule, so it’s just a big challenge for Alabama players, coaches, and fans to see this game for how important it is. “Alabama throughout history is thinking more about the national championship at this point in the season, so it’s easy for Auburn to sneak up on them time to time.”
Also, Saban is washed up and “stupid.” Not sure if he should be the coach going forward if he can’t instill “Alabama” discipline. A caller literally called him stupid for throwing the ball to Najee Harris instead of running it.
I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow to hear about how Alabama fans weren’t really watching. “Why do y’all care so much about football?” Doesn’t really matter.
Wonderful, gracious losers.
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 10:41 am
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Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:41 am to StringedInstruments
Theyll go on to talk about “class” and how important it is and how they have so much of it while ignoring the fact all their bullshite about class was instilled by a drunken wife-beater
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:42 am to StringedInstruments
quote:LSU has been Saban's Super Bowl
ccording to local radio, Alabama has a hard time winning the Iron Bowl because it’s Auburn’s super bowl.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:43 am to StringedInstruments
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Alabama has a hard time winning the Iron Bowl because it’s Auburn’s super bowl. It’s THE game for Auburn
Y'all rushed the field. For capping off a 9-3 season. Doing a pretty poor job of pretending this isn't your Super Bowl.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:44 am to StringedInstruments
My favorite Gumpism is, "we beat ourselves".
Why would you do that? I mean how stupid do you have to be to go out and cause yourself to lose? Don't they understand that statement demeans them and not the opponent?
Why would you do that? I mean how stupid do you have to be to go out and cause yourself to lose? Don't they understand that statement demeans them and not the opponent?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:44 am to StringedInstruments
And whenever they think they could lose to Auburn (and after) they talk about how Tennessee is their real riva, despite going on about all the things that weren't invented the last time Tennessee beat them all October 
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:45 am to imjustafatkid
Rushing the field was pretty dumb.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:46 am to StringedInstruments
“Rushing the field is so classless. Act like you’ve won before”
We’ve won 2 of the last 3. Sorry for partying. It’s gotta be miserable being a Bama fan and never celebrating.
We’ve won 2 of the last 3. Sorry for partying. It’s gotta be miserable being a Bama fan and never celebrating.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:47 am to Weagle25
Personally, I don’t mind it when it caps off a season wherein we win the division.
Rushing just because we beat bama in a lolzy fashion is a little eh, but glad the people who did had fun.
Rushing just because we beat bama in a lolzy fashion is a little eh, but glad the people who did had fun.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:48 am to Gray Tiger
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My favorite Gumpism is, "we beat ourselves".
What would you call 13 penalties, at least 5 of which were false starts. A really bad throw that becomes an easy pick six.
Oh and missing a 30 yard field goal.....again
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:48 am to llfshoals
Being a bad football team.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:48 am to imjustafatkid
quote:This is one of the best Bama melts.
Y'all rushed the field. For capping off a 9-3 season.
Haha, y'all are so stupid for celebrating a win in one of the best rivalries in college football. Just proves how great Alabama is and we are really better than you!
Lame arse coping mechanism.
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:49 am to StringedInstruments
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The day Saban leaves and Bama goes back to losing 3+ games, you’ll see more glorious melts on a weekly basis than this site has seen as a whole in the last decade.
And lots less La. folks in Bama hats and t-shirts.
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:49 am to Weagle25
For those outside Alabama, you’ll not understand how fickle the auburn fan base is. They love to show up after a win, but burn their shite when they lose. It’s comical really and they will all be the little brother across the state. Good win this year.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:49 am to Mithridates6
I love how Bama fans always say playing LSU isn't a rivalry, but you ever notice... they ALWAYS take a week off to prepare for LSU?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:50 am to llfshoals
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What would you call 13 penalties, at least 5 of which were false starts. A really bad throw that becomes an easy pick six.
Oh and missing a 30 yard field goal.....again
Poor recruiting.
Poor coaching.
Wait maybe in a sense you do beat yourselves.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:53 am to Gray Tiger
Had a hump message me this morning and said he Hope's I know Burrow would have never gotten the record if tia didnt get hurt. I simply said "bullshite"
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:54 am to llfshoals
I mean we did allow a kick return and fumbled one up in our own territory that led to another Alabama td. Not like everything swung our way
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:56 am to bamabonners
Bama fans have the least self awareness of any fan base
And it becomes so glaringly apparent after a loss
And it becomes so glaringly apparent after a loss
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:56 am to StringedInstruments
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