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Current state of the SEC Rant

Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:29 am
Posted by ExtraSpecial
Music City
Member since Dec 2018
2128 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:29 am
By team affiliation

Alabama: Brainstorming all possible scenarios to make the CFP while simultaneously chastising certain Auburn and LSU fans for mocking Tua

Arkansas: Celebrating the firing of Chad Morris; have rekindled confidence in their fandom with the arrival of HOOPS season

Auburn: Feuding with each other about the quality of their enigmatic head coach; delirious about their basketball team's performance thus far

Florida: Occasionally surface the swamp to chomp at Georgia fans

Georgia: Creating threads to inform other posters about their pending victory over LSU in the SECCG

Kentucky: In hiding after losing to Evansville

LSU: Telling other posters that 1) they are all scared of LSU and 2) Saban is a selfish prick

Mississippi State: Talking about other teams in order to eschew talking about their own

Missouri: Pretending they never acted like their team had the East in the bag three months ago

Ole Miss: Last sightings include some self-deprecating jabs at their program. Also take a liking to reminding everyone else that they do, in fact, have one good player

South Carolina: On suicide watch

Tennessee: In a state of delirium in that they now think Jeremy may be a decent coach after all

Texas A&M: The usual lame troll threads. Nothing new

Vanderbilt: Have you seen any of these on here? Maybe they're too smart to waste their time on this shitshow forum.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 12:58 am
Posted by Capo Losi
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
2193 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:33 am to
Good summary. You forgot LSU fans asking how fast Plumlee's 40 time is though.
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:34 am to
Idk what rant you’ve been reading but the one I’m looking at is nothing but threads about being scared to play us.
Posted by FightingTigers7
Metairie
Member since Jan 2012
1251 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:36 am to
Bruh I swear Plumlee runs a sub 4.00 forty
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:40 am to
Georgia sounds scared.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13497 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:41 am to
Yep. Looks about right.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:50 am to


Pretty close. I’d add that Georgia posters are like this



trying to find stats about their defense.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5754 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:58 am to
quote:

Missouri: Pretending they never acted like their team had the East in the bag three months ago



cHeCk In If u ThInK Joe Burrow Is BeTtEr tHaN Kaylie Bryent!!!!!!!! We gun revisit this in 7 months to laugh at you!!!!!!!
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22973 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:16 am to
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:44 am to
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Tennessee: In a state of delirium in that they now think Jeremy may be a decent coach after all


I hope Tenner fans are always happy with .500.
Posted by tigerspin
Member since Dec 2008
1685 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 3:58 am to
Good work

I think the SECRant needs a quarterly team update like this
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24283 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 4:12 am to
Very well done.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37301 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 6:14 am to
Nailed it

quote:

Arkansas: Celebrating the firing of Chad Morris; have rekindled confidence in their fandom with the arrival of HOOPS season


And we’ve had a bye week so even more Christmas Eve-ish time to revel in the firing without any negative distractions.

Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25922 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:44 am to
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Tennessee: In a state of delirium in that they now think Jeremy may be a decent coach after all



Easy pal. UT's late season "success" of beating SC, UK, and Vandy and getting hyped for the next season only to be crushed has been a near annual occurrence since the end of the Fulmer era.

eta: As Auburn80 just said.
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 7:45 am
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:46 am to
You forgot Clemson.

Surely they must have been added to the SEC seeing how many of their posters are here
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19758 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 7:48 am to
You probably could add Clemson too. They have more posters here than a few of the SEC fanbases.
Posted by hudwareagle
Merica
Member since Aug 2018
75 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 12:59 pm to
At least we have something to be delirious about
Posted by Dude88
Member since Sep 2019
744 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:02 pm to
This thread needs to be pinned to the top of the Rant. And anybody who doesn’t upvote the OP needs to be banned.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30971 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Auburn: Feuding with each other about the quality of their enigmatic head coach


There's not many left on one side anymore.
Posted by RECConspiracy
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2013
2106 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Vanderbilt: Have you seen any of these on here? Maybe they're too smart to waste their time on this shitshow forum.



Here was a nice, hopeless sounding melt. I was impressed
This post was edited on 11/19/19 at 1:35 pm
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