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Tim Apple is ready to buy all the recruits

Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:16 pm
Posted by WarEagleTho
Atlantic City
Member since Aug 2019
704 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:16 pm


The poverty stricken hillbillies in Tuscaloosa will need some help recruiting once an under the table Dodge Charger isn’t enough.
Posted by DonaldDuckworth
Florida
Member since Jul 2017
1508 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:19 pm to
I wish winning recruits with free Iphones was still a thing like in 2010...
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12448 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:19 pm to
You've been doing that for years Shug
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:20 pm to
Na Auburn isn’t in a big media market

Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25592 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:22 pm to
Apple doesn’t pay the overworked Asian children in their offshore sweatshops. What makes you think they’ll pay the overworked kids here
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 1:23 pm
Posted by WarEagleTho
Atlantic City
Member since Aug 2019
704 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:22 pm to
Overworked Asian toddlers can’t score touchdowns. What’s so hard for you to understand?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:23 pm to
What are the Asians 40 times?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25592 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Overworked Asian toddlers can’t score touchdowns.


Sig quote worthy
Posted by sand mountainDvalues
Member since Oct 2018
8718 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:28 pm to
Oh no Auburn is going to start buying recruits
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48412 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:30 pm to
Start???
Posted by WarEagleTho
Atlantic City
Member since Aug 2019
704 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:09 pm to
Are you upset? I’m sorry LSU is on the verge of bankruptcy ever year (I’m not), but don’t show such envy.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72922 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:22 pm to
Maybe Lockheed Martin CEO Marilyn Hewson will pony up.
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
23494 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Apple doesn’t pay the overworked Asian children in their offshore sweatshops. What makes you think they’ll pay the overworked kids here


Tim Apple would buy them, not the company.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:26 pm to
Is Logan Young still around.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
27961 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

poverty stricken hillbillies in Tuscaloosa


Posted by secuniversity
Member since May 2015
5757 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:30 pm to
More powerful than Queen Elizabeth and Oprah.

Contracts billions of dollars with the world's most powerful militaries

Rubs elbows with kings, prime ministers, presidents and Nick Saban.

But hey, Tim's little phone and black turtleneck is neat.


















Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:33 pm to
frick y’all. We got Ryan Seacrest and Lady Antebellum money
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28464 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

More powerful than Queen Elizabeth and Oprah. Contracts billions of dollars with the world's most powerful militaries Rubs elbows with kings, prime ministers, presidents and Nick Saban. But hey, Tim's little phone and black turtleneck is neat.


My FIL was in foreign asset procurement for the US Military. Made huge deals, meeting with Arab princes in Paris for contract negotiations, etc.. Not a big deal.


Marillyn Hewson net worth $73.7 million

Tim Cook net worth $625 million

Auburn wins.
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 2:39 pm
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:36 pm to
Jeff Bezos went to Princeton
Princeton is also only 48miles from NYC

We are ALL fricked
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