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Let me tell you everything you need to know about TU - GU related
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:33 pm
Those nasty sips are a rotten bunch. They don't think, they KNOW they're better than us.
They also have an superiority complex. Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life. Wedgies, wet willies, turds in the boots, TU chads straight up stealing your gf, you name it.
Here's the thing, we're 16 months older than them! But what do people think of Texas college sports? Those damn T-Sips.
And for what reason?! WE're the richest team in all of the USA! Don't look up the head-to-head record. Who cares about that r-right? Only the H2H record since scholarship limits should count *puts up fake championships from WW1*
I'm so glad we found our real family. It was a nightmare with dadd-I mean TU *winces*
W-we're over them now. Why would we want to play them now anyways, we're SEC now. We're f-family right?
I just hope Bama crushes whoever they play. An Aggie's 2nd favorite team is Alabama's that week. Roll Tide and Gig em!
Little brother my arse!

They also have an superiority complex. Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life. Wedgies, wet willies, turds in the boots, TU chads straight up stealing your gf, you name it.
Here's the thing, we're 16 months older than them! But what do people think of Texas college sports? Those damn T-Sips.
And for what reason?! WE're the richest team in all of the USA! Don't look up the head-to-head record. Who cares about that r-right? Only the H2H record since scholarship limits should count *puts up fake championships from WW1*
I'm so glad we found our real family. It was a nightmare with dadd-I mean TU *winces*
W-we're over them now. Why would we want to play them now anyways, we're SEC now. We're f-family right?
I just hope Bama crushes whoever they play. An Aggie's 2nd favorite team is Alabama's that week. Roll Tide and Gig em!
Little brother my arse!

This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 2:45 am
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:35 pm to The Scofflaw
Texas alter right here.
Eta: Texas is a forgotten program. Y'all can't stay relevant even though every bit of talent in your whole shite show conference comes from your state.
Eta: Texas is a forgotten program. Y'all can't stay relevant even though every bit of talent in your whole shite show conference comes from your state.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:36 pm to The Scofflaw
Effort - 4/10
Cleverness - negative 14/10
Desperation - 40/10
Cleverness - negative 14/10
Desperation - 40/10
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:36 pm to The Scofflaw
Upvote for effort, now porn bomb this 1 and done alter
Posted on 12/27/18 at 11:58 pm to The Scofflaw
quote:Which hole?
Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life.

Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:04 am to ArkLaTexTiger
quote:
Being an Ag, I had to put up with this my hole life.
quote:
Which hole?
Being an Ag...
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:31 am to The Scofflaw

This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 12:34 am
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:43 am to Jalbow3
I hate to admit this, but aTm will forever be mocked for running away from an assbeating only to run into the arms of a new assbeater *sucks thumb* We money whipped him and now REALLY need Jimbo to bring home the goods
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 2:51 am
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:46 am to The Scofflaw

Well done. Turds in the boots was a nice touch.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:48 am to The Scofflaw
Shut the frick up, Randy.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 9:46 am to KaiserSoze99
Can someone give little brother a Kleenex? He's embarrassing himself in front of the in-laws.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 10:50 am to aggy
3 out of the first 12 posts in this thread, including the **** OP, are by alters.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:48 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Serious question: How do you know they are alters?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:03 pm to bigdog
Serious question II: WTF is an alter?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:07 pm to aggy
An alter ego; in this case, one posing as a fan of another team, usually a rival.
4 in 10 posters on this site are people attempting to denigrate their rival fanbase via an alter ego. The successful ones piss off lot of people.
4 in 10 posters on this site are people attempting to denigrate their rival fanbase via an alter ego. The successful ones piss off lot of people.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 7:13 pm to bigdog
Very easy. All you have to do is search for posts and topics on the A&M board by the poster in question.
For all of these, that total is zero, which is a red flag for alter.
We screen those who post on our board thoroughly to weed out alters like the **** OP.
You can request entry if you aren't an Aggie, but if you claim to be one you will be very closely vetted.
For all of these, that total is zero, which is a red flag for alter.
We screen those who post on our board thoroughly to weed out alters like the **** OP.
You can request entry if you aren't an Aggie, but if you claim to be one you will be very closely vetted.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 7:16 pm
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