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Taxes A&M unveils uniforms for TaxSlayer Gator Bowl
Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:56 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:56 am
As leaked by the lads at Good Bull Hunting
The showpiece of any alternate uniform is the helmet, and this one is no exception. With A&M kicking off on New Year’s Eve night, this helmet honors the famous ball drop in Times Square, and will light up each time the Aggies score. It also features a subtle gator skin print and glossy Texas A&M logo.
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Jimbo Fisher’s W2 is printed right on the players’ gloves
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The cleats feature a gator skin texture, along with real alligator claws embedded onto the toe. SUCK IT, PETA!
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A closer look reveals that the collar seen at the top of the jersey is actually from the base layer, which is a full button-down dress shirt, complete with pocket protector
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The uniform itself mimics the look of the tax experts for whom the bowl sponsor is named, featuring a white collared shirt and khaki pants. The gator skin texture from the helmet is also mimicked in the jersey numbers
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Finally, the “Texas A&M” wordmark has been altered to read “Taxes A&M.” The Aggies will also wear a special patch honoring former player Kyler Murray for his recent Heisman Trophy. Once an Aggie, always an Aggie. Gig ‘em Kyler.
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The showpiece of any alternate uniform is the helmet, and this one is no exception. With A&M kicking off on New Year’s Eve night, this helmet honors the famous ball drop in Times Square, and will light up each time the Aggies score. It also features a subtle gator skin print and glossy Texas A&M logo.
Jimbo Fisher’s W2 is printed right on the players’ gloves
The cleats feature a gator skin texture, along with real alligator claws embedded onto the toe. SUCK IT, PETA!
A closer look reveals that the collar seen at the top of the jersey is actually from the base layer, which is a full button-down dress shirt, complete with pocket protector
The uniform itself mimics the look of the tax experts for whom the bowl sponsor is named, featuring a white collared shirt and khaki pants. The gator skin texture from the helmet is also mimicked in the jersey numbers
Finally, the “Texas A&M” wordmark has been altered to read “Taxes A&M.” The Aggies will also wear a special patch honoring former player Kyler Murray for his recent Heisman Trophy. Once an Aggie, always an Aggie. Gig ‘em Kyler.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:02 am
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 10:59 am to EKG
where's the penis logo?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:00 am to EKG
I'll be surprised if Jimbo brings out the white helmets. Y'all have not worn them all year since he took over.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:01 am to cajuntiger1010
Sorry.
You’ll have to look elsewhere for your male erotica.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:15 am to EKG
Looks good
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:18 am to EKG
Is this supposed to be funny?
Congrats on the Florida bowl game, however.
Congrats on the Florida bowl game, however.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:19 am to cajuntiger1010
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where's the penis logo?
Ed O choked on it last month
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:32 am to Drebin
quote:
Is this supposed to be funny?
Nope.
It’s dead serious.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:34 am to Drebin
quote:
Is this supposed to be funny?
Yeah.... its not their best work.
Here is a few they've done in the past.
For the CFA Peahc Bowl
For the Autozone Liberty Bowl
Yell Leader Edition
Oiler Edition (When Arkansas wore Cowboys Alts vs us)
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:35 am to texag7
quote:quote:
where's the penis logo?
Ed O choked on it last month
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:36 am to EKG
Surely this isn’t real...
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:36 am to EKG
quote:
Taxes A&M
We gonna tax the frick out yo asses. Pucker up buttercup!
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:39 am to Farmer1906
Farmer, you left off my personal favorite, the Corps of Cadets alternate uni.
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:46 am to EKG
Now this one is good.
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am to cajuntiger1010
quote:On their mouthpiece.
where's the penis logo?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:48 am to EKG
This is pretty stupid. You shouldn’t have shared
Posted on 12/26/18 at 11:56 am to Mr. Elvert
Yeah, it’s dumb; alas, I chuckled.
It was my attempt at diluting the board of the Sooner stink that’s permeated the place.
[insert NO RAGRETS tattoo]
It was my attempt at diluting the board of the Sooner stink that’s permeated the place.
[insert NO RAGRETS tattoo]
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:01 pm to Farmer1906
Ok, that A&M symbol utilizing the oil rig is absolutely sick! Man if y’all used that I’d be an Aggie fan.
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:04 pm to EKG
I wouldn't wear that shite to a 1:00 am blind-folded shite-slinging party.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 2:13 pm to EKG
A&M: the Oregon of the SEC
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