Top Five Reasons Georgia Is Going To Curb Bama

1. Its Kirbys time now.

This is his system. These are his players. These are his coaches. (I mean they were last year also, but this year is FOR frickING REAL !)

Kirby is going to show the Georgia faithful that he is NOTHING like Mark Richt, and he will not lose "the big game" ... AGAIN !!!


2. Saban has one foot out the dang door.

According to what Kirby was telling every recruit in America last year, Sabans old arse was supposed to retire at the end of last year. That didn't happen, but I'm sure Kirby wouldn't have said that about his mentor unless it were true. I mean who in the hayul ruins their good name to gain a ONE YEAR advantage on the recruiting trail?

N O B O D Y DOES ! DUHH !

Saban probably has one foot out the FLIPPEN door, and frankly with all the close games Bama has had this year it's fairly clear Saban is fading FAST ! REALLY FAST ! Bama came within 3 TD's of ALMOST LOSING a game this year. The writing is on the fricken WALLS !


3. Kirby Smart is a football savant.

Georgia hasn't played many good teams this year so Kirby rarely gets to show off his game-day prowess, but the bulldogs did have to travel to LSU this year to play the No. 3 team in the SEC West.

I wasn't able to decipher the UGA game plan through all that GANG RAPE ! AND PURE CARNAGE that was taking place, but I did notice early in the game right before it got away from georgia that although his team didn't look very good, or able to execute much of anything really offensively or defensively Kirby fricking Brilliant Big Balls Smart called for a fake FG on 4th down and 9 yards to go - down 0-3 on the road in Death motherfricking Valley... DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE !?!

4. Football is a game of matchups.

I was looking for how much success Georgia has had rushing the passer this year, and the list I found only had the top 100 teams so georgia wasn't on there, but I know with all those five stars everywhere Georgia is going to bring the heat off the edges.

Bama if you're wondering is top five in the nation in both getting sacks and preventing them so they are going to make it hard on that Georgia pass rush, but eventually those five star edge rushers for uga are due to get a sack. I mean its the law of averages and shite... ya know what I'm saying ? Its basic fricking MATH. Eventually one of the Georgia players will have to get a sack or else it will destroy math AS WE KNOW IT AND THEN ERYBODY IS PHUCKED !

5. Personnel

Everyone knows that the first thing Kirby did when he left Bama was to snatch Jake Fromm away from Saban.

Saban had to resort to taking a QB from Hawaii. Tua something or other. (AINT spelling that shite !)

So basically Saban is playing with leftovers from whoever Kirby passes on.

Georgia has some good receivers. I cant name any of them, but I know they got some good ones. I know one of them is Calvin Ridleys brother. Does everyone call him calvin Ridleys brother on campus or... I dunno, whatever, its not important... uga STACKED !

You know what fvck it ! No need to go on listing all this shite... Georgia can't lose, and Bama FVCKED ! End of story. Georgia is a freaking powerhouse, and they bout to show Bama what Georgia football is all about under Kirby King of the SEC SMART !


Seriously, Look at these two side by side, and tell me Saban has any chance AT ALL ... and do it with a straight face. YOU CANT DO IT !






I just hope Bama dont get shut the freak out.

I'm sorry this thread isn't all that well put together, but I'm in full melt over this game, and then I seen Vegas has Bama by double digits and shite, and I'm all like "have these frickING IDIOTS EVEN WATCHED GEORGIA PLAY THIS YEAR !!!!! "