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You Hit The Lotto....First Thing You Do?
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:55 am
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:55 am
Imagine hitting it big for the first time. What would be the first thing you did? Now the smart thing would probably be to hire a financial advisor? Lol, makes since, but I'd end up ignoring all logic and spending my pot ol gold on the stupidest of shite.
Yeah I'd probably buy sharks and attach laser beems to their heads.....just saying. I'd definitely visit the bar that night I won. You?
Yeah I'd probably buy sharks and attach laser beems to their heads.....just saying. I'd definitely visit the bar that night I won. You?
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Posted on 10/13/18 at 3:47 am to RoleTideFan80
quote:I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
You Hit The Lotto....First Thing You Do?
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:25 am to RoleTideFan80
I become Jack Whittaker.
No thanks.
No thanks.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:50 am to RoleTideFan80
Lawyer up
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:00 am to RoleTideFan80
Man comes home and says to his wife, "Honey, I won the lottery, start packing".
She says "Should I pack for the beach or for skiing?"
Man says "I don't care where you go, just GET THE frick OUT ".
She says "Should I pack for the beach or for skiing?"
Man says "I don't care where you go, just GET THE frick OUT ".
Posted on 10/13/18 at 7:23 am to RoleTideFan80
Upgrade Bama players from Chargers to Demons.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:09 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Man comes home and says to his wife, "Honey, I won the lottery, start packing".
She says "Should I pack for the beach or for skiing?"
Man says "I don't care where you go, just GET THE frick OUT ".
Posted on 10/13/18 at 2:53 pm to RoleTideFan80
Buy Auburn some better players
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:00 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Lawyer up
This is the only answer. You have to find a way to keep the beggars and the IRS at bay so you can enjoy the money.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:12 pm to RoleTideFan80
What is the pot?
If it was enough I would set up a non profit to make sure the Democrats and Republicans actually do things for their actual voters. Keep the initial principal untouched and reinvest about 24% of the annual income. Use the rest to lobby for the people and stuff they actually need.
If it was enough I would set up a non profit to make sure the Democrats and Republicans actually do things for their actual voters. Keep the initial principal untouched and reinvest about 24% of the annual income. Use the rest to lobby for the people and stuff they actually need.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 4:15 pm to RoleTideFan80
Posted on 10/13/18 at 6:19 pm to dbuchanon
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
This is the only proper response lol.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 9:30 pm to RoleTideFan80
First question is whether I lived in a state where the state announces the winners by name. Some will allow you to remain anonymous.
Either way, I tell, NOBODY. Relocate to a gated community and hire security, a team of financial and tax advisors and the best attorney I can find.
Change all my phone numbers, and then put the money in trust.
Either way, I tell, NOBODY. Relocate to a gated community and hire security, a team of financial and tax advisors and the best attorney I can find.
Change all my phone numbers, and then put the money in trust.
Posted on 10/13/18 at 9:37 pm to RoleTideFan80
Hookers and blow
I'd live another 3 years, max
I'd live another 3 years, max
Posted on 10/13/18 at 11:49 pm to BowlJackson
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Hookers and blow
I'd live another 3 years, max
And you want me to adopt you and put you in my will? Come on brother bowl, you can do a little good with that money can’t you?
Posted on 10/14/18 at 12:42 am to Trumansfangs
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Buy a set of plug wires for my old car.
An decent version of a Waits original.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:46 am to DownSouthJukin
I’d fire everybody in the carolina sports department. Start from scratch with the best of the best.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:12 am to RoleTideFan80
I’d go to work, but I’d have a different attitude.
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:19 am to RoleTideFan80
Lawyer up. Disappear, and hire the best people to set up my family for good. You could spend a lifetime combing every sand cay in the Bahamas for me, but you’ll never catch up. 
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:36 pm to Cheese Grits
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Cheese Grits
If it was enough I would set up a non profit to make sure the Democrats and Republicans actually do things for their actual voters. Keep the initial principal untouched and reinvest about 24% of the annual income. Use the rest to lobby for the people and stuff they actually need.
This guy needs to take some of his money and ensure that he so desperately gets the psychiatric help he needs.
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