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Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:06 pm
tell your best bama story
-Barney Boy
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:07 pm to barneybamafan1978
Once upon a time, Barney Boy drank bleach. We all lived happily ever after.
THE END.
THE END.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:08 pm to barneybamafan1978
One time a Bama fan got so mad after a loss they killed a person
One time a Bama fan got so mad they killed a landmark at a rival school
One time a Bama fan was so inbred he instinctively dipped his balls in another passed out man's mouth
So many good Bama stories
One time a Bama fan got so mad they killed a landmark at a rival school
One time a Bama fan was so inbred he instinctively dipped his balls in another passed out man's mouth
So many good Bama stories
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:08 pm to barneybamafan1978
We won once a long time ago.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm to Sun God
You sure cry a lot to be a God
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:09 pm to 12
This is one of the best Bama alters yet. 
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:10 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
We have the best alters don't we folks?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:10 pm to Iron Lion
How was that crying lol
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:13 pm to barneybamafan1978
What was the name of that one guy from Bama who managed to lose the Vietnam war and then went on to give his girlfriend HIV?
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:14 pm to shinerfan
He had the lowest GPA and standardized testing scores of any NCAAF athlete until Eddy Lacy
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:21 pm to barneybamafan1978
This one time at football camp Bear Bryant was so drunk he stuck his dick in the ear hole of one of his players helmets and took a piss with said player still wearing the helmet. Golden Flake Potato Chips were so impressed with the Bear's impromptu golden shower that they decided to sponsor his weekly highlight reel TV show.
And now you know the rest of the story.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:22 pm to barneybamafan1978
Bama wins!!!!!!!
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:27 pm to barneybamafan1978
"It was my first game as Alabama's starting qb. We snapped the ball, I pitched it on the ground,and the other team fell on it. I knew I was going to get it from Coach Bryant, so I ran up to him on the sideline, just to get it over with. He was standing next to offensive coordinator Mal Moore. Coach Bryant looked at me and said, 'Kenny, Mal wants to apologize right now for calling that play.'" Kenny Stabler
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:32 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
agreed 
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:35 pm to viceman
Lot of respect for Stabler. Such a shame how he declined his last couple of years. One of the all time cool cats of football.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:43 pm to DaveyDownerDawg
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Lot of respect for Stabler. Such a shame how he declined his last couple of years. One of the all time cool cats of football.
I choose to remember folks in their prime. To me stabler will always be that cool cat who played for Madden.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 9/19/18 at 9:46 pm to barneybamafan1978
One time I got a nudie pic from an Alabama sloot.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 11:22 pm to barneybamafan1978
I miss the days when Bama fans wanted to leave the SEC, because they thought SEC refs were keeping them from winning conference games.
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