Lewftwaffe/Lewminati Megathread

Our brainstorming appears to be over and late last night I received a message from on high:





We have been blessed in our endeavor.

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WHO WE ARE

We are two groups, united in purpose and thought, devoted to the pursuit of a greater understanding of the works of Lew.




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WHAT WE BELIEVE

We are not a cult and individual beliefs will vary widely. However, we do all share a a common origin myth.

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In the beginning there were many boards and we were spread wide across the internet. We found ourselves cast out as renegades and untouchables...too intelligent for the homer boards, too heterosexual for reddit, too normal for /sp/, and too young for the 247 and rivals boards so we wandered from place to place aimlessly.


Cinematic interpretation of ancient Rantards wandering the internet wastes

Then we found TigerDroppings, a place so naturally retarded that we were able to blend in quite easily and coexist with the natives. This would last for many a year until ATPB and other events which caused Chicken, TigerDroppings' Patron, to grow tired of us. Chicken pondered what to do and sought the counsel of his Lieutenants.

"Ban them all", said Ice Cold.

"Treat them like shite until they leave!" - exclaimed CircusChild

But then Chicken, in his infinite grace and wisdom, bellowed "NO!"....."dat ad revenue doh. "

"I shall make for them their own place where they may torment themselves."

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and so the Rant was created but all was not well in our newfound dominion. We were beset by evil from all sides. From Killz, Monteg, and others so Chicken gave us Lew to protect and guide us and he slew the demons.


Lew, artist depiction

and relative peace was brought to the board

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But now a new foe has arisen.

In the depths of the late night OT Lounge Pio is spawning new hordes of bunchies.


Actual IRL photo of pio and Team Bunchie as seen in the Lord of the Rings films

and a far greater evil has been loosed upon us by Chicken in the form of the new Admin, Animal.


Animal falling to the rant

Chicken has abandoned us and Lew was left to stand alone against the darkness...until we joined together.

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So we have banded together in support Lew and his fight. We are the forces of light and this is our trinity:




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CAN I JOIN?

Yes. The only restriction on membership is that you can't also be a member of a heretical group like the Bunchies. Previous memberships to such groups must be disavowed.

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HOW DO I JOIN?

Post "In" in this thread and update your location, avatar image, signature image, or signature text with some kind of allusion to your group of choice.

If you need help designing an image just ask.

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ARE THERE ANY RULES FOR BEHAVIOR?

Do whatever you want.

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WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF JOINING?

- Membership in the coolest group on the TD family of websites ATM
- The wisdom of Lew
- Maybe other stuff

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WHO'S IN CHARGE?

Nobody...and definitely not Lew

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CURRENT MEMBERS:

Day Ones / Council of OGs
Tuscaloosa
RockyMtnTigerWDE
KSGamecock
hogNsinceReagan
crispyUGA
madmaxvol
DownSouthJukin
piggilicious
Carolina_Girl
momentoftruth87
WG_Dawg
AllUrCrootsRBlong2Us
Vecchio Cane
Kentucker
tylerdurden24