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Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:39 pm
Everyone says how bad we are to visiting teams at the tailgate, share your stories here.
I'm ashamed to say I gave an Auburn fan only 1 bowl of gumbo last year, should of offered seconds to him.
A couple of years ago I gave a South Carolina fan a Miller Lite when he requested an Abita Amber.
I'm ashamed to say I gave an Auburn fan only 1 bowl of gumbo last year, should of offered seconds to him.
A couple of years ago I gave a South Carolina fan a Miller Lite when he requested an Abita Amber.
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Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:41 pm to CBandits82
There was this die-hard LSU fan I saw the other day. He was decked out in purple and yellow. He didn't sell too good and wouldn't stop trying to wash my windshield. I ended up rolling my window off and speeding away.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:44 pm to CBandits82
I have nothing bad to say about them. They never fail to ask if I want fries with that.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:46 pm to CBandits82
I know a bunch who thought Ed O was a great hire 
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:47 pm to craigbiggio
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I know a bunch who thought Ed O was a great hire
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:54 pm to CBandits82
This is a 100 pager at least!
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:56 pm to CBandits82
An LSU fan’s birth is a very sad story
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:57 pm to CBandits82
A lsu fan in a purple hockey jersey and jean shorts was talking trash about my red pants.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:58 pm to CBandits82
I have to admit once I went to Tennessee and got a girl to show her assets and only gave her a small bead! I'll always regret that I should of given her the better bead!
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:04 pm to CBandits82
I went to the Ole Miss @ LSU game in either 2010 or 2012. There were two trashy-looking womenrz simulating pole dancing on each other, bumping and grinding, kissing, etc. in one of the grassy tailgate areas. One was younger and the other a little older. They had a decent size crowd around them cheering them on.
I walked up to watch and I said, "Wow-we don't get this in the Grove."
The guy standing next to me grinned and said, "That's my girlfriend."
I asked, "Which one?"
He said, "The younger one."
To which I replied, "You must be proud."
And then he dropped this on me, while smiling the whole time: "The other one is her mom."
I walked up to watch and I said, "Wow-we don't get this in the Grove."
The guy standing next to me grinned and said, "That's my girlfriend."
I asked, "Which one?"
He said, "The younger one."
To which I replied, "You must be proud."
And then he dropped this on me, while smiling the whole time: "The other one is her mom."
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:04 pm to CBandits82
I sat next to a very attractive LSU fan and her boyfriend at an Auburn game a few years ago. I hinted several times at being hungry and neither of them even offered to share a corn dog with me.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:06 pm to DownSouthJukin
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I went to the Ole Miss @ LSU game in either 2010 or 2012. There were two trashy-looking womenrz simulating pole dancing on each other, bumping and grinding, kissing, etc. in one of the grassy tailgate areas. One was younger and the other a little older. They had a decent size crowd around them cheering them on. I walked up to watch and I said, "Wow-we don't get this in the Grove." The guy standing next to me grinned and said, "That's my girlfriend." I asked, "Which one?" He said, "The younger one." To which I replied, "You must be proud." And then he dropped this on me, while smiling the whole time: "The other one is her mom."
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:06 pm to djsdawg
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A lsu fan in a purple hockey jersey and jean shorts was talking trash about my red pants.
Should've made fun of your grammar instead.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:08 pm to Farmer1906
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I ended up rolling my window off
What kind of gay lingo is this?
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:08 pm to djsdawg
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A lsu fan in a purple hockey jersey and jean shorts was talking trash about my red pants.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:09 pm to CBandits82
This one drunk LSU fan at Kyle ran into me and spilt my coke i was going to use for a mixer. I made him go get me a new one and he apologized repeatedly "I'm sorry sir, I really am" etc. Wouldn't look me in the eye but overall a decent guy I guess. Just couldn't handle his liquor
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:10 pm to texag7
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This one drunk LSU fan at Kyle ran into me and spilt my coke i was going to use for a mixer. I made him go get me a new one and he apologized repeatedly "I'm sorry sir, I really am" etc. Wouldn't look me in the eye but overall a decent guy I guess. Just couldn't handle his liquor
I'm for sure this happened.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:10 pm to DownSouthJukin
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I walked up to watch and I said, "Wow-we don't get this in the Grove."
The guy standing next to me grinned and said, "That's my girlfriend."
I asked, "Which one?"
He said, "The younger one."
To which I replied, "You must be proud."
And then he dropped this on me, while smiling the whole time: "The other one is her mom."
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:10 pm to texag7
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This one drunk LSU fan at Kyle ran into me and spilt my coke i was going to use for a mixer. I made him go get me a new one and he apologized repeatedly "I'm sorry sir, I really am" etc. Wouldn't look me in the eye but overall a decent guy I guess. Just couldn't handle his liquor
That's probably the best LSU fan that has ever lived. A credit to LSU corndog fandom.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:16 pm to CBandits82
Sadly most of the times I've been down to your state... was when I was in the National Guard and people were damn happy to see us. I have a great deal of knowledge about the different types of water and mud in the great state of Louisiana.
I've been to New Orleans a few times. Its like Memphis but with more sweat and better food. Much better strip clubs.
I have known quite a few coon asses in my time. By and large good folks.
I have never been to an LSU game in Baton Rouge. God willing that streak will continue until the day I die.
I've been to New Orleans a few times. Its like Memphis but with more sweat and better food. Much better strip clubs.
I have known quite a few coon asses in my time. By and large good folks.
I have never been to an LSU game in Baton Rouge. God willing that streak will continue until the day I die.
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