Official Melting UGA fans thread - Would like to keep track for poster retention analysis

So... Here we are a day and a half later and finally the wheat is separating from the chaff. We have some less immediate reactions and there are some decent melts. I'm significantly less likely to be able to keep up and/or catch them all, so I'd like to rely on the good people here of the Rant to keep us informed...

If you notice a quality melt, please reply to this post with the following:
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Noteworthy quote depicting said melt

Nothing too difficult. If you want to put a rating of the melt quality, this might be more fun and spark up some additional debate amongst you all.

I'll start by throwing in:

jodeaux - LINK

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Enjoy it while it lasts Bama, you're not getting the recruits anymore and Saban is old as hell. You won the game because the officials can't do their job properly. I truly feel sorry for you pathetic rednecks because once Saban goes will there be any other reason to be interested in your state or substandard school? UGA's time is here, we should have won. It's all going downhill for you

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Whiznot - LINK

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Alabama's championship is a joke... [links to "neutral observers"]

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Additional submissions:

FlexDawg - Submitted by TigerTalker16

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Fortunately for Bama a perfect storm arose in their favor in the second half. A combination of terrible officiating, conservative play calling from UGA, and Tua was just what they needed to make a come back. It took all 3 things to create a scenario for Bama to win. Without one of those they lose.

I can imagine some of hurt egos on this board at halftime. It must have felt pretty embarrassing to make your 42-10 type predictions only to get whooped...without help I might add.

Moral of the story is be humble at all times.
You don't have to worry about your pride being hurt from being an arrogant prick.

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Update: After joint deliberation on defining melt status and a rating system, the following should probably be included:

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A good melt doesn’t bow to facts. Not because melting can’t be factually based, but because melting is the expression of pure emotion so raw and authentic that the poster doesn’t consider or value judgement of their stability

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Therefore, melt ratings should be done on a simple 1-10 scale... 10 being "full scale nuclear holocaust" level and 1 being "burned my tongue a little. need to wait on that... it just came out of the microwave" level.