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Official Melting UGA fans thread - Would like to keep track for poster retention analysis
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:50 pm
So... Here we are a day and a half later and finally the wheat is separating from the chaff. We have some less immediate reactions and there are some decent melts. I'm significantly less likely to be able to keep up and/or catch them all, so I'd like to rely on the good people here of the Rant to keep us informed...
If you notice a quality melt, please reply to this post with the following:
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Noteworthy quote depicting said melt
Nothing too difficult. If you want to put a rating of the melt quality, this might be more fun and spark up some additional debate amongst you all.
I'll start by throwing in:
jodeaux - LINK
Whiznot - LINK
Additional submissions:
FlexDawg - Submitted by TigerTalker16
Update: After joint deliberation on defining melt status and a rating system, the following should probably be included:
Therefore, melt ratings should be done on a simple 1-10 scale... 10 being "full scale nuclear holocaust" level and 1 being "burned my tongue a little. need to wait on that... it just came out of the microwave" level.
If you notice a quality melt, please reply to this post with the following:
Username
Link to post
Noteworthy quote depicting said melt
Nothing too difficult. If you want to put a rating of the melt quality, this might be more fun and spark up some additional debate amongst you all.
I'll start by throwing in:
jodeaux - LINK
quote:
Enjoy it while it lasts Bama, you're not getting the recruits anymore and Saban is old as hell. You won the game because the officials can't do their job properly. I truly feel sorry for you pathetic rednecks because once Saban goes will there be any other reason to be interested in your state or substandard school? UGA's time is here, we should have won. It's all going downhill for you
Whiznot - LINK
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Alabama's championship is a joke... [links to "neutral observers"]
Additional submissions:
FlexDawg - Submitted by TigerTalker16
quote:
Fortunately for Bama a perfect storm arose in their favor in the second half. A combination of terrible officiating, conservative play calling from UGA, and Tua was just what they needed to make a come back. It took all 3 things to create a scenario for Bama to win. Without one of those they lose.
I can imagine some of hurt egos on this board at halftime. It must have felt pretty embarrassing to make your 42-10 type predictions only to get whooped...without help I might add.
Moral of the story is be humble at all times.
You don't have to worry about your pride being hurt from being an arrogant prick.
Update: After joint deliberation on defining melt status and a rating system, the following should probably be included:
quote:
A good melt doesn’t bow to facts. Not because melting can’t be factually based, but because melting is the expression of pure emotion so raw and authentic that the poster doesn’t consider or value judgement of their stability
Therefore, melt ratings should be done on a simple 1-10 scale... 10 being "full scale nuclear holocaust" level and 1 being "burned my tongue a little. need to wait on that... it just came out of the microwave" level.
This post was edited on 1/12/18 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:52 pm to fibonaccisquared
so just 2 scrubs listed so far. Wake me up when a good poster has a meltdown
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:53 pm to fibonaccisquared
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fibonaccisquared
I have to say. I am super impressed with your team's fans on this board. The melts did not come until today (at lunchtime no less).
I've always thought Georgia fans were pretty damn good but you guys have proven your metal. Good job!
As far as the format of this thread, you have my full support and undying loyalty.
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:53 pm to WG_Dawg
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so just 2 scrubs listed so far. Wake me up when a good poster has a meltdown
Yup. That's why I'm enlisting tRant's assistance.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:55 pm to WG_Dawg
Yesterday morning I suggested that auburn fans consider not being such incestual dickriders of Alabama. They all told me I was melting. I request an official ruling
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:56 pm to fibonaccisquared
I just went back 13 pages, could only find those two in your OP.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:56 pm to fibonaccisquared
Seriously, let it out. It's not healthy to keep it all bottled up.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:56 pm to tylerdurden24
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Yesterday morning I suggested that auburn fans consider not being such incestual dickriders of Alabama. They all told me I was melting. I request an official ruling
Link please?
Contextually, seems lacking substantive basis to be deemed melt... but let's take it to the tape. Gotta make sure it's 100% inbounds.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:57 pm to ColoBama
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I have to say. I am super impressed with your team's fans on this board. The melts did not come until today (at lunchtime no less).
I've been more focused on coordinating the mass suicide via kool-aid to Rant
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:57 pm to tylerdurden24
True statement. Melt DENIED
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:57 pm to LaBR4
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Seriously, let it out. It's not healthy to keep it all bottled up.
Like a really bad fart you're holding onto. Who cares what others think? Just let that shite out.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:57 pm to fibonaccisquared
Lots of melting in all the refs cheat threads. No way to link them all.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:58 pm to WG_Dawg
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so just 2 scrubs listed so far. Wake me up when a good poster has a meltdown
For real. You guys need to step it up. The lack of melts from UGA fans has been disappointing. You are being shown up by other fan bases who shall not be named.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:58 pm to ColoBama
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proven your metal
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metal
Alabama fans, ladies and gents.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:58 pm to tylerdurden24
Is melting something objective or subjective? Is it like when someone tells you you’re being an a-hole and you’re really not in a position to refute because it’s an observation someone makes about you? Or is it more like you know when you’re intending to melt and someone can say whether you are or aren’t and you can disagree?
Posted on 1/10/18 at 2:01 pm to roadGator
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Lots of melting in all the refs cheat threads. No way to link them all.
Horse shite... link page and posters name/comment. We don't have to capture every single comment... just as you see them, bring them in. If we miss a comment here or there, so be it. The real melters show up in repeat fashion. You should know this... when TJ (or any other gator poster) melts over on the gator board is it in one thread or is it everywhere?
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