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Frick you Florida
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:47 pm
In celebration of UGA's 7-0 start I will give the rant 7 reasons why Florida's shitty team deserves to lose this game, and will I might add.
1. Your coach fricked a shark.
I don't know why your fanbase hasn't ran this perv out of town yet. The guy started 2017 3-3 and had sexual relationships with a sea creature! He fricked a damn shark! Gaytur fans must be a sick bunch.
2. You are ThugU.
9 of your players commited grand theft, and may still return!?!? The NCAA needs to get the hell out of Oxford and come drop the hammer on yalls beastiality liking asses. Y'all are crooked as frick.
3. You're gay AF
Speaking of ThugU this dude fricking killed a guy and apparently likes taking it up the arse(he got used to it from UGA). Just last year yall had a guy shoot at his girlfriend also.
4. You wear jorts 24/7
Who in their right mind would think this looks good? Florida fans please explain this to me.
5. You drink cheap beer
Can you not at least afford bud light? Miller lite? COORS LIGHT?? Nah, ok, go get some natty then.
6. Mullets are yalls preferred hair style
y'all need to get with the times, mullets are out of style! It only adds to the white trash look.
7. Your best coaches are quitters
Yalls best coach, urban, faked a heart condition to run away from that shite hole in Gainesville
Meanwhile the ole ball bitch quit after we gave him a 52-20 beat down for his last game.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mac rolled over and quit after we drop the hammer on y'all this weekend, DAWGS: 45 Gaytors: 0
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:48 pm to jcolding41
Jim McElwain is 2-0 vs Georgia.
Fun fact
Fun fact
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:51 pm to CNB
Bud Light sucks. Tastes like urine
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:52 pm to jcolding41
Here you go dick lickers.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:52 pm to biggsc
How do you know what urine tastes like?
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:53 pm to CNB
CNB asking what urine tastes like...
Typical.
Typical.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:54 pm to CNB
What? Have you tasted it before?
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:54 pm to ForeverGator
You're damn right because I don't know
One club I don't want to be a part of
One club I don't want to be a part of
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:55 pm to bigDgator
Drinks on me in Athens next week if you pull us through to victory against Florida, CNB
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:56 pm to DirtyDawg
If it's any consolation, I like your fans better.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 5:00 pm to CNB
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If it’s any consolation I like your fans better.
What an honor...(crying) to be honored by fans of the most...(blows nose) prestigious University of South Carolina, I always wanted...(wiping eyes) to be complimented by the beautiful people of Columbia.
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