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Frick you Florida

Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:47 pm
Posted by jcolding41
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:47 pm

In celebration of UGA's 7-0 start I will give the rant 7 reasons why Florida's shitty team deserves to lose this game, and will I might add.

1. Your coach fricked a shark.


I don't know why your fanbase hasn't ran this perv out of town yet. The guy started 2017 3-3 and had sexual relationships with a sea creature! He fricked a damn shark! Gaytur fans must be a sick bunch.

2. You are ThugU.


9 of your players commited grand theft, and may still return!?!? The NCAA needs to get the hell out of Oxford and come drop the hammer on yalls beastiality liking asses. Y'all are crooked as frick.

3. You're gay AF


Speaking of ThugU this dude fricking killed a guy and apparently likes taking it up the arse(he got used to it from UGA). Just last year yall had a guy shoot at his girlfriend also.

4. You wear jorts 24/7


Who in their right mind would think this looks good? Florida fans please explain this to me.

5. You drink cheap beer


Can you not at least afford bud light? Miller lite? COORS LIGHT?? Nah, ok, go get some natty then.

6. Mullets are yalls preferred hair style



y'all need to get with the times, mullets are out of style! It only adds to the white trash look.

7. Your best coaches are quitters


Yalls best coach, urban, faked a heart condition to run away from that shite hole in Gainesville
Meanwhile the ole ball bitch quit after we gave him a 52-20 beat down for his last game.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mac rolled over and quit after we drop the hammer on y'all this weekend, DAWGS: 45 Gaytors: 0
Posted by joshnorris14
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:48 pm to
Jim McElwain is 2-0 vs Georgia.

Fun fact
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:49 pm to
Nut
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:50 pm to

Posted by CNB
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:50 pm to
frick Florida!

Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:51 pm to

Bud Light sucks. Tastes like urine
Posted by bigDgator
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:52 pm to
Here you go dick lickers.

Posted by CNB
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:52 pm to
How do you know what urine tastes like?
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:53 pm to
It just looks like it
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:53 pm to
CNB asking what urine tastes like...

Typical.
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:54 pm to
What? Have you tasted it before?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:54 pm to
You're damn right because I don't know

One club I don't want to be a part of
Posted by bigDgator
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:54 pm to
Pulling for Georgia
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:55 pm to
frick Georgia!

Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:55 pm to
Drinks on me in Athens next week if you pull us through to victory against Florida, CNB
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:55 pm to
:(
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
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97977 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:56 pm to
If it's any consolation, I like your fans better.
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Member since Aug 2013
15544 posts
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:56 pm to
I’ll take it
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

If it’s any consolation I like your fans better.



What an honor...(crying) to be honored by fans of the most...(blows nose) prestigious University of South Carolina, I always wanted...(wiping eyes) to be complimented by the beautiful people of Columbia.
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