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Pizza-loving teen chooses Auburn over Yale...
Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:51 pm
"Pizza-loving teen whose Papa Johns essay got her accepted to Yale chooses Auburn
“When I visited Auburn I was like, meh, until going to through the brain washing station. Then, I just knew it was the place for me. Even before the hypnotists and truth drugs fully took effect, the fambly atmosphere and the vacant, staring, wandering, lurching, walk-gait of the other zombies made me feel so part of something.”
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“When I visited Auburn I was like, meh, until going to through the brain washing station. Then, I just knew it was the place for me. Even before the hypnotists and truth drugs fully took effect, the fambly atmosphere and the vacant, staring, wandering, lurching, walk-gait of the other zombies made me feel so part of something.”
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Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:54 pm to Jacknola
I'd imagine it has more to do with costs.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:55 pm to Jacknola
i mean auburn is a nice place to go to college.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:55 pm to Jacknola
AU moving to the east has had a negative effect on you.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 1:58 pm to Jacknola
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Williams received AU's Presidential Scholarship ($72,000 over four years)
I should have studied harder in high school.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:00 pm to Jacknola
Kids choosing Auburn over other prestigious academic schools is nothing new. We have a basketball player, Anfernee McLemore who was accepted to MIT
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:02 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I hope your talking about the one on the left 

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Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:04 pm to Jacknola
R.I.P. to her IQ. It'll easily drop 30+ points now.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:12 pm to BowlJackson
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Kids choosing Auburn over other prestigious academic schools is nothing new. We have a basketball player, Anfernee McLemore who was accepted to MIT
so he took a step down in athletics too?
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:15 pm to SCDawg
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I hope your talking about the one on the left
I'd hit em both and then unashamedly post pics!!

Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:26 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:32 pm to StopRobot
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Big deal. Bama had a kid who turned down EVERY Ivy League school to matriculate at the Capstone
I have heard of students turning down the University of Phoenix and a free laptop to go to the Capstone. They claimed the internet was better at Bama.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 2:43 pm to StopRobot
A lot of students say the turn down Ivy to go elsewhere. And, a lot less actually do, but it does happen. Ivy's are not for everyone. And, just because you graduated Ivy it doesn't mean you are smarter than others. I mean, heck, I post on SEC Rant. That isn't very smart.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 3:03 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
quote:When I was at AU, there was a popular joke making the rounds amongst in-state students:
$72,000 over four years
"Getting a degree from AU is like eating at Denny's. You know it's not gonna be nearly as good as going somewhere else, but it's cheap and it's close to home."
I guess the 'cheap' part no longer applies.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 3:12 pm to Jacknola
That's a choice you certainly never had to worry about.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:45 pm to TheRaid
The biggest draw to Ivy League schools is the networking afterwords. For graduate degrees in academia, it's all about the reference letters.
The actual education is similar to most other research universities.
The actual education is similar to most other research universities.
Posted on 6/2/17 at 3:09 pm to Jacknola
UPDATE:
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Papa John's is providing her with a year of free pizza, a pizza party for her whole dorm, and an internship at Papa John's HQ in Louisville.
Included in the link is a video of a personal message from Papa John himself. In the video you can see Papa John is still salty that Auburn beat that Cardnial arse in 2015 as demonstrated by the visible butthurt on his face each time he has to say "Auburn"
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Papa John's is providing her with a year of free pizza, a pizza party for her whole dorm, and an internship at Papa John's HQ in Louisville.
Included in the link is a video of a personal message from Papa John himself. In the video you can see Papa John is still salty that Auburn beat that Cardnial arse in 2015 as demonstrated by the visible butthurt on his face each time he has to say "Auburn"
Posted on 6/2/17 at 3:18 pm to Jacknola
Ginger Aubie with butterteeth
IWNHI
IWNHI
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