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50 shades of Grey-update****
Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:15 pm
Someone tell me the fascination with these movies. Mrs. Hogwarts started watching the latest movie the other night and I left the room and went to bed. Why are women so infatuated with these movies? 
Update****-So since the movie was watched by Mrs. Hogwarts, she has been behaving a little differently in the boudoir. She wants me to take control more and has implemented more talk that is a little risqué in our sexy time. I don't know who the author of the book is but I am drafting a thank you note to them as we speak.
Update****-So since the movie was watched by Mrs. Hogwarts, she has been behaving a little differently in the boudoir. She wants me to take control more and has implemented more talk that is a little risqué in our sexy time. I don't know who the author of the book is but I am drafting a thank you note to them as we speak.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 3:33 pm
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Posted on 5/22/17 at 4:54 pm to Hogwarts
They like bondage
Posted on 5/22/17 at 5:45 pm to Hogwarts
Why would you go to bed
Bide your time until she's all hot and bothered.
Bide your time until she's all hot and bothered.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 5:51 pm to CNB
Not my kind of movie for sure, I guess I should have stayed awake and saw what happened haha
Posted on 5/22/17 at 5:51 pm to Hogwarts
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Mrs. Hogwarts started watching the latest movie the other night and I left the room and went to bed.
You missed your chance...
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:11 pm to Hogwarts
My wife read the first book and went off the deep end. She's now my ex wife...
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:58 pm to Hogwarts
Yeah you missed a golden opportunity. You might have even found out whether no really means yes and yes really means anal.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 6:59 pm to Hogwarts
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Why are women so infatuated with these movies?
But yeah, do you really have to wonder why women are drawn to a story about getting railed by a mysterious, rich, powerful, and handsome man?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:46 pm to PrivatePublic
The top fantasies by women are rape fantasy and bondage.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:29 pm to Hogwarts
So you went to bed while your wife stayed up getting all hot and horny watching a movie about bondage and anal sex? Congrats on the sleep dumbass
Posted on 5/23/17 at 7:12 am to Hogwarts
Mrs. DeathValley watched it in theaters (with me) and as soon as we got home she jumped my bones.
You missed out on the secks.
You missed out on the secks.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 8:40 am to PrivatePublic
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Yeah you missed a golden opportunity.
Define golden?
Golden Girls…
Golden Showers…
A fantasy with Bea Arthur come true?
Posted on 5/23/17 at 12:30 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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My wife read the first book and went off the deep end. She's now my ex wife...
Did she want to get kinky? Details, please.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 3:26 pm to Hogwarts
Dude are you serious?? Went to see that film w/my ex(who's normally rather reserved) she let me finger bang her with other couples around, went home took some X and we fricked like rabbits for 6 hours straight.. She was even let me in through the backdoor.. 
Posted on 5/23/17 at 3:49 pm to tomsellecksmustache
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she let me finger bang her with other couples around
Sounds like a reserved woman
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went home took some X
This probably had more to do with things than the movie
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fricked like rabbits for 6 hours straight
I don't believe you. Need video evidence.
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She was even let me in through the backdoor
Posted on 5/23/17 at 4:14 pm to Iron Lion
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So you went to bed while your wife stayed up getting all hot and horny watching a movie about bondage and anal sex? Congrats on the sleep dumbass
Why not??
She probably goes to bed when he stays up watching gay midget anal porn.
Posted on 5/23/17 at 9:51 pm to ssgrice
Gay midget porn is the shits.
Two thumbs up.
Two thumbs up.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:27 am to RogerTheShrubber
Maybe you're right, hahaha.
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:40 am to RogerTheShrubber
True, unless you try it...
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:21 pm to Hogwarts
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I left the room and went to bed.
Rookie move
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