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Welcome to the Tiger Rant school of How to 'Troll' Bama
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Good afternoon, class. As we know Bama owns our asses and is on a historically great run in the realm of college football. However they are not unassailable and real internet victories can be achieved by following these simple steps.
1. Fantasize some future hypothetical in which something unfavorable happens to Bama. This could be Saban going to Texas, some team (not necessarily LSU) beating Alabama, LSU hiring a coach better than Saban, etc.
2. Fantasize about cartoonish sad hypothetical meltdowns from "Gumps" were this fantasy to occur. Be sure to mention trailers, inbreeding, suicides, murders, etc
3. Tell them they're scared
4. When you receive any response to your fantasy whatsoever, repeat step 3.
5. Laugh, celebrate your internet victory, eat a delicious corndog and cry yourself to sleep
1. Fantasize some future hypothetical in which something unfavorable happens to Bama. This could be Saban going to Texas, some team (not necessarily LSU) beating Alabama, LSU hiring a coach better than Saban, etc.
2. Fantasize about cartoonish sad hypothetical meltdowns from "Gumps" were this fantasy to occur. Be sure to mention trailers, inbreeding, suicides, murders, etc
3. Tell them they're scared
4. When you receive any response to your fantasy whatsoever, repeat step 3.
5. Laugh, celebrate your internet victory, eat a delicious corndog and cry yourself to sleep
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:17 pm
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Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:21 pm to genro
You forgot
6. Credit REC, NWO, the Illuminati, and luck for any and all Bama success
6. Credit REC, NWO, the Illuminati, and luck for any and all Bama success
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm to genro
tFear is real. Lol LSUsessed gump youre in for a rude awakening in a couple weeks. LSU gonna roll that arse
Am i doin it right?
Am i doin it right?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to genro
you left out "9-6"
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to genro
quote:
eat a delicious corndog a
Sonic has 50 cent corndogs right now!
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to genro
Come Dance 
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to genro
This is sad
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:25 pm to OKtiger
All comedy has an element of tragedy.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to genro
Nothing about the refs?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to genro
All of that stuff is irrelevant because. ...
Saban has mind fricked them.
That is all!
Saban has mind fricked them.
That is all!
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to genro
left refs holding targeting and Birmingham
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:27 pm to UAFanFromNOLA
This is only the first lesson. Subscribe to my podcast for more
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:27 pm to BartnBrigLSU
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I fricked your dad
I legitimately lol'd. Have an upvote.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:29 pm to East Coast Band
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you left out "9-6"
9-6
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:31 pm to genro
This post positively reeks of fear.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:33 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Excellent use of Step 4
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to genro
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3. Tell them they're scared
You scared, baw
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to genro
Daddy Genro summoning his roaches...beautiful
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