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Which SEC state has the most rednecks per capita
Posted on 10/10/16 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 10/10/16 at 7:39 pm
Im been to every SEC state but not to every SEC teams games. I must say Georgia and Arkansas are neck and neck but the Hawgs win the title. If not for the Atl and how much I love the city even though its full of yankeez keeps them from the bottom.
Arkansas reminds me of the v guy in joe dirt when joe dirt went to La. to the house he was born in. "You like to watch naked homos" in the cajun redneck voice. Take out the cajun and thats the entire state of Ar-kansas. They make mississippii look like manhatten.
Arkansas reminds me of the v guy in joe dirt when joe dirt went to La. to the house he was born in. "You like to watch naked homos" in the cajun redneck voice. Take out the cajun and thats the entire state of Ar-kansas. They make mississippii look like manhatten.
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Posted on 10/10/16 at 7:40 pm to kbrake37
Isn't South Carolina the trailer park capital of the world?
Posted on 10/10/16 at 7:40 pm to kbrake37
Double post
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Posted on 10/10/16 at 7:42 pm to kbrake37
because of the east side of the state, Kentucky wins this.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:04 pm to kbrake37
Louisiana. But they call them 'cajuns' there.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:06 pm to kbrake37
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. I must say Georgia and Arkansas are neck and neck
Nice pun.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:09 pm to kbrake37
I think it was second grade when i learned the states and their capitals.
frick the schools in south carolina are bad.
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frick the schools in south carolina are bad.
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Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:19 pm to kbrake37
Per Capita, it's probably a race between Arkansas, South Carolina, and Mississippi.
Now, Rednecks total?
If one in every three people is a redneck, we got more than Arky, Miss, and SC have PEOPLE combined.
Now, Rednecks total?
![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Texas_flag_map.svg/787px-Texas_flag_map.svg.png)
If one in every three people is a redneck, we got more than Arky, Miss, and SC have PEOPLE combined.
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Posted on 10/10/16 at 9:23 pm to kbrake37
Experienced neckdom in every state I've visited. And that's quite a few.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 10:42 pm to kbrake37
Have never been to South Carolina or Kentucky, so here is my truncated list...
1. Mississippi
2. Arkansas
3. Alabama
4. Tennessee
5. Misery
6. Georgia
7. Texas
8. Louisiana
9. Florida
1. Mississippi
2. Arkansas
3. Alabama
4. Tennessee
5. Misery
6. Georgia
7. Texas
8. Louisiana
9. Florida
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:01 am to kbrake37
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If not for the Atl and how much I love the city even though its full of yankeez keeps them from the bottom.
Thanks for butchering the English language. Your subject/predicate agreement is dismal, as is your understanding of proper verb usage.
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mississippii
What the frick is this? It's spelled M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
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And wtf do you mean by your family sadly had season tickets from 1986-2004?? That is EXACTLY something a fricking tater would say. We don't want, nor do we need, bandwagon fans who are only happy to have season tickets when things are going well.
And fwiw, you have succeeded in making gcockboi look like a damn member of MENSA.
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:36 am to kbrake37
Rednecks aren't bad people. All of us here know a million we call friends and family unless you're some kind of yankee transplant. I'll break it down into just white trash vs the catchall redneck term. Ranked from best to worst.
Mississippi, Georgia, Bama, Southern TN, Norhern LA - Normal Rednecks. Sure, there are some bad ones here and there, but for the most part they're just normal rural good ol' boys.
Texas - There rednecks are a different breed. Very weird people with an odd gene pool. They represent arguably the ugliest "normal" rednecks for one reason or another. For the most part, they're good people though, just touched by the ugly stick.
LA swamps- They're swamp people and weird as frick. They sound like they're from a different country. They may rank higher up the list, but I spent a good amount of time with them traveling there and find them to be decent people, just strange as frick.
Northwest TN and Arkansas - Littered with normal rednecks, but also has a strong contingent of inbred hill people which give me the honest to god creeps. I do my best to steer clear of these areas in fear of banjos and rape.
Florida- Trashiest population in the country. The jorts capital of the world, and they are another level of white trash. Outside of a few decent areas, the whole state is terrible. It's the only place where I fear of getting cut when surrounded by their rednecks. They're a hostile, window licking group of bad. The only area they don't overproduce and invade like cockroaches is Miami, and that place is an absolute shihole in its own right. It's 50% Yankee, 50% Cuban, and 100% miserable. I'd be ok if it Atlantis'd itself off in the ocean. The difference would be nobody would care to search for the lost city, and write it off as a win.
I don't have much experience with the Carolinas, so I'll let someone with more knowledge fill y'all in on those. I consider Virginia and Kentucky to be half yankee and half NW TN, so I steer clear of those too.
Mississippi, Georgia, Bama, Southern TN, Norhern LA - Normal Rednecks. Sure, there are some bad ones here and there, but for the most part they're just normal rural good ol' boys.
Texas - There rednecks are a different breed. Very weird people with an odd gene pool. They represent arguably the ugliest "normal" rednecks for one reason or another. For the most part, they're good people though, just touched by the ugly stick.
LA swamps- They're swamp people and weird as frick. They sound like they're from a different country. They may rank higher up the list, but I spent a good amount of time with them traveling there and find them to be decent people, just strange as frick.
Northwest TN and Arkansas - Littered with normal rednecks, but also has a strong contingent of inbred hill people which give me the honest to god creeps. I do my best to steer clear of these areas in fear of banjos and rape.
Florida- Trashiest population in the country. The jorts capital of the world, and they are another level of white trash. Outside of a few decent areas, the whole state is terrible. It's the only place where I fear of getting cut when surrounded by their rednecks. They're a hostile, window licking group of bad. The only area they don't overproduce and invade like cockroaches is Miami, and that place is an absolute shihole in its own right. It's 50% Yankee, 50% Cuban, and 100% miserable. I'd be ok if it Atlantis'd itself off in the ocean. The difference would be nobody would care to search for the lost city, and write it off as a win.
I don't have much experience with the Carolinas, so I'll let someone with more knowledge fill y'all in on those. I consider Virginia and Kentucky to be half yankee and half NW TN, so I steer clear of those too.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:43 am to kbrake37
This is funny because I'd never been to SC until two months ago and that was for a wedding in a barn, where the guys in the wedding party wore khakis and the girls wore cowboy boots. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 9:46 am to kbrake37
1. Texas. Even the gays are rednecks, especially the lesbians.
2. Tie: Alabama and Kentucky are almost as anti-federalist as Texas.
3. Mississippi. It's still 1950.
4. Arkansas. It's home to Walmart, after all.
5. Tie. Louisiana and South Carolina. No hurricane is strong enough to wash the red out.
6. Tennessee. Their tanning beds are designed to burn only their necks. It's a state reg.
7. Florida. Wife-beater shirts and jorts are the permanent fashion in north Florida.
8. Georgia. Atlanta is as aware as any northern big city. It's just got a giant red ring around it.
9. Missouri. The "Show Me" your red neck state.
2. Tie: Alabama and Kentucky are almost as anti-federalist as Texas.
3. Mississippi. It's still 1950.
4. Arkansas. It's home to Walmart, after all.
5. Tie. Louisiana and South Carolina. No hurricane is strong enough to wash the red out.
6. Tennessee. Their tanning beds are designed to burn only their necks. It's a state reg.
7. Florida. Wife-beater shirts and jorts are the permanent fashion in north Florida.
8. Georgia. Atlanta is as aware as any northern big city. It's just got a giant red ring around it.
9. Missouri. The "Show Me" your red neck state.
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 12:30 pm to kbrake37
Whats a redneck?
Rednecks as I know them are awesome, as are hippies.
Rednecks as I know them are awesome, as are hippies.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 4:55 pm to kbrake37
Found a 2004 survey.
Percent of Housing Units That are Mobile Homes by state
#1 South Carolina 18.8%
#5 Alabama 14.7%
#7 Kentucky 13.9%
#8 Mississippi 13.8%
#10 Arkansas 12.8%
#13 Louisiana 11.7%
#15 Georgia 11%
#17 Florida 10.4%
#18 Tennessee 9.9%
#23 Texas 8%
#26 Missouri 7.3%
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Percent of Housing Units That are Mobile Homes by state
#1 South Carolina 18.8%
#5 Alabama 14.7%
#7 Kentucky 13.9%
#8 Mississippi 13.8%
#10 Arkansas 12.8%
#13 Louisiana 11.7%
#15 Georgia 11%
#17 Florida 10.4%
#18 Tennessee 9.9%
#23 Texas 8%
#26 Missouri 7.3%
LINK
Posted on 10/11/16 at 9:38 pm to kbrake37
Arkansas I think.
Their whole state is rednecks.
Their whole state is rednecks.
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