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re: USCe punter arrested for "malicious injury to a tree."
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:29 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:29 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Vols&Shaft83
^talks about downvotes, stalks posters and gets his buddies to downvote.
Your life must be so, so sad.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:31 pm to DrewDawg13
Big news. An idiot punter reads the term "virgin forest" and is overcome by lust. Next thing we will read it that the dude headed South to rape the Amazon.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:38 pm to DrewDawg13
You know this thread has great potential but other than a handful it's been admittedly tame thus far.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:41 pm to DrewDawg13
Probably trying to have a treesome.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:50 pm to David Ricky
Here are two versions of your avy that won't be deleted. Your pick
Posted on 8/14/16 at 3:52 pm to LewDawg
Thanks. What was wrong with it in the first place? I uploaded it on imgur
Posted on 8/14/16 at 4:10 pm to DrewDawg13
Does anyone know where he was when he committed this crime?
If he was in some sort of nature preserve, he is damn lucky he isn't headed to court staring at a felony offense. If not, and people think this is funny, I wonder how they would feel if someone went onto their property and killed one of their, say, Japanese Maple trees that can retail for over 1,500 dollars.
It's a much bigger deal than a lot of people realize to just go around killing trees.
For instance, around here we have very few virgin forested areas left, and in some of the old-growth forests you can still find beech trees. They're very rare here in Arkansas. Well almost without fail every time I'm out hiking I see dozens of these trees that are dying as a direct result of some jackass kid who thinks it's cool to go carve with a knife something to the effect of "Jack wuz here and he fu(ked Diane under this very tree".
Well, those very rare, very old and very large trees aren't coming back. They're gone for good when they die.
If he was in some sort of nature preserve, he is damn lucky he isn't headed to court staring at a felony offense. If not, and people think this is funny, I wonder how they would feel if someone went onto their property and killed one of their, say, Japanese Maple trees that can retail for over 1,500 dollars.
It's a much bigger deal than a lot of people realize to just go around killing trees.
For instance, around here we have very few virgin forested areas left, and in some of the old-growth forests you can still find beech trees. They're very rare here in Arkansas. Well almost without fail every time I'm out hiking I see dozens of these trees that are dying as a direct result of some jackass kid who thinks it's cool to go carve with a knife something to the effect of "Jack wuz here and he fu(ked Diane under this very tree".
Well, those very rare, very old and very large trees aren't coming back. They're gone for good when they die.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 4:12 pm to DrewDawg13
How is this not a thread about the gumps?
Posted on 8/14/16 at 4:20 pm to BoarEd
It's Columbia... There are all of 5 trees.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 4:25 pm to chawk195
Well I guess that's why they protect the ones they do have.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 4:26 pm to chawk195
Wouldn't you think that makes the "crime" even more egregious, in that case?
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